David Lambert
@davidlambert.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, European, South Londoner, (tired) father of 3 boys, refugee from the other place
Cheeky squirrel captured by the 8yo using his mum's phone earlier today. Absolutely love the expression on his (her?) face
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Cheeky squirrel captured by the 8yo using his mum's phone earlier today. Absolutely love the expression on his (her?) face
In Britain we prefer wind power hats
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
In Britain we prefer wind power hats
Did he look like this?
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Did he look like this?
Take back cowtrol
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Take back cowtrol
As someone with 3 children Stephen, I can confirm that it is an excessive number
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As someone with 3 children Stephen, I can confirm that it is an excessive number
I'm fine, I just had a couple of drinks, don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm fine, I just had a couple of drinks, don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
Finish the sentence. No swears!
June 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Finish the sentence. No swears!
Very good this. "Between the elections of 2019 and 2024, roughly as many Conservative voters dropped dead as switched from Conservative to Labour"
April 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Very good this. "Between the elections of 2019 and 2024, roughly as many Conservative voters dropped dead as switched from Conservative to Labour"
Looking forward to finding out how much the tariffs on Russia are going to be! Wait, why isn't Russia on this list...?
April 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Looking forward to finding out how much the tariffs on Russia are going to be! Wait, why isn't Russia on this list...?
"Bobba, Coristine, Farritor, and Shaotran"
February 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Bobba, Coristine, Farritor, and Shaotran"
Bad luck to the 8,156,056 losers who got here after me!
September 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Bad luck to the 8,156,056 losers who got here after me!
I want that part!
February 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I want that part!