David Lambert
@davidlambert.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, European, South Londoner, (tired) father of 3 boys, refugee from the other place
Anyone who was in a particular ministerial role for a few months in 2022 should have an asterisk next to their job title
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Anyone who was in a particular ministerial role for a few months in 2022 should have an asterisk next to their job title
Someone has got Grok to make a picture of Keir Starmer in a tiny string bikini and he is absolutely FUMING
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Someone has got Grok to make a picture of Keir Starmer in a tiny string bikini and he is absolutely FUMING
In Britain we prefer wind power hats
January 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
In Britain we prefer wind power hats
I foresee hundreds of thousands of claims against claims companies such as this, driven by other claims companies, who will themselves then be sued for similar malfeasance, continuing forever until this activity makes up 100% of the UK economy
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I foresee hundreds of thousands of claims against claims companies such as this, driven by other claims companies, who will themselves then be sued for similar malfeasance, continuing forever until this activity makes up 100% of the UK economy
Jesus, foxes make the worst sex noises. What were you doing?
December 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Jesus, foxes make the worst sex noises. What were you doing?
Top of the Popes
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Top of the Popes
Did he look like this?
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Did he look like this?
Take back cowtrol
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Take back cowtrol
This is a very unflattering photo of Elon tbf
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This is a very unflattering photo of Elon tbf
I discovered today that you should take the turkey out of the oven to rest for a solid hour before serving. Just wrap it in foil, then stick the veggies in afterwards. It won't get cold, and hey presto you've just doubled your oven capacity
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I discovered today that you should take the turkey out of the oven to rest for a solid hour before serving. Just wrap it in foil, then stick the veggies in afterwards. It won't get cold, and hey presto you've just doubled your oven capacity
"This trench ain't big enough for tha both of us"
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"This trench ain't big enough for tha both of us"
The global-censorship industrial complex sounds fun. Do they manufacture the beeps that go over swearwords? Or the black rectangles that go on Epstein files?
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The global-censorship industrial complex sounds fun. Do they manufacture the beeps that go over swearwords? Or the black rectangles that go on Epstein files?
Reminds me of this youtube.com/shorts/D8_an...
A posh family’s NIGHTMARE 🧀 😱 - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Reminds me of this youtube.com/shorts/D8_an...
Sounds like it might have been the same old woman who swallowed that fly?
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sounds like it might have been the same old woman who swallowed that fly?
Sounds like hard work. Try to conserve your energy
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sounds like hard work. Try to conserve your energy
If Farage gets into power at the next election, it'll be the rest of us getting shafted a thousand different ways
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If Farage gets into power at the next election, it'll be the rest of us getting shafted a thousand different ways
There's definitely a secret memorabilia room in this guy's house
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There's definitely a secret memorabilia room in this guy's house
Yes, let's make it even more expensive to employ people, after a year in which employers' NICs were increased from 13.8% to 15% and the National Living Wage by 6.7%
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Yes, let's make it even more expensive to employ people, after a year in which employers' NICs were increased from 13.8% to 15% and the National Living Wage by 6.7%