This AI would try to interface with the customer service AIs from each place and suddenly the five year olds birthday would be at a bowling alley in London five months from now

[Godzilla let them fight meme]

Plane of the Apes

Dems need to stop running anyone with the stench of lost elections if they want any chance. It’s a husk of a party and they need new people who will actually win. Even then it remains to be seen if they can actually use power for anything useful

Was he wearing the hot dog costume at the time?

They’re playing Chappell Roan instead of Creedence when they bomb your village?

A limited liability porporation?

And in spite of my numerous appeals he has yet to get a job or a car so I don’t know what he’s expecting

I get similar meltdowns over waffles whenever I forget to restock at the store

Take egg wasn’t enough. What next? Trump annex Sudetenland?

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but if you can give your HHS secretary a lozenge.”

They can’t afford Cspan

What doesn’t kill you
Kills a rainforest