David is a Downer
davidlanzrath.bsky.social
David is a Downer
@davidlanzrath.bsky.social
History teacher and AuDHDer just existing in the context in which I and all things are a part of whatever
They’re playing “Something in the Way” at 9am in a Starbucks and I’m worried depression has become too normalized
June 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Also, if we’re gonna go full dash we really gotta work on our goosestepping this is lame and will get us laughed out of North Korea.
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I mean yeah otherwise Tim Cook would sue me
May 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The episode when Schmidt pretends to be a Romney to get into a club.
The New York Times has a severe rightwing bias.
May 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
New pope just dropped
May 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bat Man
What are the best movies that are just a first and last name? Michael Clayton, Annie Hall, Erin Brockovich, Jackie Brown…
May 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The real Kennedy curse is how many of them are still alive apparently
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by David is a Downer
financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today the president wrote in his journal that it would be nice if we could do voter suppression and we are now sharing it with you
Why do news organizations keep misstating the effect of this executive order? The president does not regulate elections in this country.
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Why yes I would love to go see a play and no other legally actionable thing
just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time
March 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I want to know I’ve got the job before I give my best ideas
If you were in Congress, what would you do for the State of the Union? What do you think Dems should do?
March 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Funny, last time they tried to knock a piece off the pentagon everybody got REAL bent out of shape about it
70 year old Senator Tommy Tuberville can’t think of the word “triangle”
February 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dear media,
Please do not waste time hyperventilating about this dumb comment.
It’s intending to be a distraction from all of the damaging actions he’s taking.
Focus on those.
February 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Thorfinn from Vinland Saga
Luffy from One Piece
Frieren from F:BJE
Ed/Al from FMA
Really most manga protags that aren’t Shmeren Shmeagar
In light of Breaking Bad guy wanting a return to genuinely admirable protagonists, what is your favorite example of one? I’d argue Picard from TNG is a really strong example in that he isn’t infallible but is unrelentingly concerned with the moral costs of decisions and the power placed in his hands
February 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Who are the customers!? WHAT IS THE PRODUCT!!?? WHY WILL NO ONE TAKE 1.3 SECONDS TO THINK THROUGH THIS MORONIC ANALOGY????
if anyone says the phrase "run the government like a business" within earshot ever again I am going to turn into the Joker
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So how many days until some communications intern named Tymbyrlee announces that Zillow is taking over the dept of Housing and Urban Development?
February 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Creeping fascism, global warming, general entropy everywhere, and I didn’t realize you could register personas in P4: Golden until after the second boss. So just terrible all around.
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Glad someone’s finally cracking down on Drake
Trump: "Canada has been very abusive of the United States."
February 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The banker reaction to the tariffs is just the dark knight scene where the Joker sets all his money on fire in front of the mob guy and then tells the dogs to kill him.
February 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If we’re devolving into an AI generated capitalist hellscape the least they could do is give us a live action katamari damacy Netflix series. I want to see the beautiful horrors
February 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Man it’s gonna be rough now that the FBI isn’t committed to diversity and sensitivity.
Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era
January 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The man in a hotdog costume makes a good point
The DeepSeek announcement from China has been called by some AI’s “Sputnik moment” for America.

It’s precisely why I made AI a top priority in the last Congress and will keep at it.
January 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
People who digest the TikTok ban by essentially saying it’s degenerate and they don’t like it anyway and therefore doesn’t matter are pretty fundamentally missing the point. I think the NFL is pretty stupid but I understand why people would be rightfully pissed if the govt banned it over politics
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is what my tax dollars are going to? It’s not? Why not???
January 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know we’re all stressed about things right now but how about this: we bring in Miles Finch. THE Miles Finch!
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM