Dave
@davidlatenight.bsky.social
When I die, they’ll read this and say a genius wrote it
He gave her a white Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 1:33 PM
He gave her a white Christmas
Does Siri count? I’ve never seen anything so in need of a complete overhaul and redesign
December 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Does Siri count? I’ve never seen anything so in need of a complete overhaul and redesign
What? How is this not a dunk?? Do you know what a dunk is?
December 8, 2024 at 7:42 AM
What? How is this not a dunk?? Do you know what a dunk is?
I know, I was making a joke lol
December 8, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I know, I was making a joke lol
To be clear though, I love Drake. I don’t even care what people say about him. Honestly, I blame the kids
December 8, 2024 at 5:13 AM
To be clear though, I love Drake. I don’t even care what people say about him. Honestly, I blame the kids
Even as a Drake fan it’s nauseating
December 8, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Even as a Drake fan it’s nauseating
What’s the correct frequency with which to wash clothes?
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 AM
What’s the correct frequency with which to wash clothes?
“Doctor, this walrus is on hemodialysis every Monday, Wednesday and Friday”
December 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
“Doctor, this walrus is on hemodialysis every Monday, Wednesday and Friday”
What’s a hospital potato? That’s not a very nice thing to call the trach’ed and peg’ed patients
December 6, 2024 at 7:40 PM
What’s a hospital potato? That’s not a very nice thing to call the trach’ed and peg’ed patients
Love to put the dick in
December 5, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Love to put the dick in