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The Mothman Prophecies Is A Christmas Movie
When you are the height of Mike Johnson, every truck seems like a big truck.
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
When you are the height of Mike Johnson, every truck seems like a big truck.
"My wife is the funniest writer in America". When she has the daughter of Seinfeld RIGHT THERE with her.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"My wife is the funniest writer in America". When she has the daughter of Seinfeld RIGHT THERE with her.
But could you eat $19 billion worth of Stollen?
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
But could you eat $19 billion worth of Stollen?
In a normal world, everyone in the building would be arrested for the production and distribution of CSAM. In a normal world.
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 AM
In a normal world, everyone in the building would be arrested for the production and distribution of CSAM. In a normal world.
"Greatest Of All Time....ed"
It's just wrong.
It's just wrong.
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Greatest Of All Time....ed"
It's just wrong.
It's just wrong.
Our PM, Keir Starmer, had to pressured for days to say he *might* do something about banning it.
Meanwhile a Tory MP said he would march in the streets if the government banned Twitter.
Meanwhile a Tory MP said he would march in the streets if the government banned Twitter.
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Our PM, Keir Starmer, had to pressured for days to say he *might* do something about banning it.
Meanwhile a Tory MP said he would march in the streets if the government banned Twitter.
Meanwhile a Tory MP said he would march in the streets if the government banned Twitter.
I want to see those "passionate notes" in his inbox. I don't believe they exist, and if they do, I don't believe they are from real people.
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I want to see those "passionate notes" in his inbox. I don't believe they exist, and if they do, I don't believe they are from real people.
Sergeant Slaughter demands you watch WWE Were Soldiers
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sergeant Slaughter demands you watch WWE Were Soldiers
There's a guy on a Knives Out thread I'm on just telling everyone they're "boring".
If you don't like the film, why are you even here?
If you don't like the film, why are you even here?
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
There's a guy on a Knives Out thread I'm on just telling everyone they're "boring".
If you don't like the film, why are you even here?
If you don't like the film, why are you even here?
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