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The Mothman Prophecies Is A Christmas Movie
When you are the height of Mike Johnson, every truck seems like a big truck.
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"My wife is the funniest writer in America". When she has the daughter of Seinfeld RIGHT THERE with her.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
But could you eat $19 billion worth of Stollen?
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"Stollen"
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In a normal world, everyone in the building would be arrested for the production and distribution of CSAM. In a normal world.
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 AM
"Greatest Of All Time....ed"
It's just wrong.
January 12, 2026 at 1:15 PM
JFC!
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
"Hit it!"
January 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Our PM, Keir Starmer, had to pressured for days to say he *might* do something about banning it.
Meanwhile a Tory MP said he would march in the streets if the government banned Twitter.
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I want to see those "passionate notes" in his inbox. I don't believe they exist, and if they do, I don't believe they are from real people.
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Sergeant Slaughter demands you watch WWE Were Soldiers
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
There's a guy on a Knives Out thread I'm on just telling everyone they're "boring".
If you don't like the film, why are you even here?
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Reposted
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Hi, I'm Hope.
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM