Put a new sign on my office door...

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A colleague of mine once said to me: "all Aristotle ever did was say a series of sensible things".

Every time I read Aristotle, I recall this pithy summary and think that it was bang on the money.

A perfect circle of cat.

According to this chap, Pythagoras said life is divided into four equal quarters: “twenty years a boy, twenty years a youth, twenty years a young man, and twenty years old”.

I’m on board with that. It means I’m still a young man. 😁

I've been digging up dahlia tubers to store over winter. Amazing how things so gnarled and ugly can produce such beautiful flowers.

Today I'm having difficulty deciding what makes me more embarrassed to be English: Nigel Farage or the performance of this England cricket team.

Since Christmas is nearly upon us, it's time to remember the Royal Mail's best ever festive postage stamp, featuring Joseph on vocals and Mary on keys.

This morning I will be reading about the pre-socratic philosophers (again). It's like a real-life ancient soap opera.

I've heard it's better over here so I've made the switch. (Bit late to the party, I know). Let's see how it goes...