davidorlo
@davidorlo.bsky.social
I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops
I remember learning — not very long ago! that Long Island, NY has more people than the whole island of Ireland.
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I remember learning — not very long ago! that Long Island, NY has more people than the whole island of Ireland.
Ah, there’s the Marco Rubio I remember, who couldn’t manage to drink water on camera without making himself a laughing stock
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ah, there’s the Marco Rubio I remember, who couldn’t manage to drink water on camera without making himself a laughing stock
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COINTELPRO? More like CO*INCEL*PRO, amirite?
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
COINTELPRO? More like CO*INCEL*PRO, amirite?
COINTELPRO? More like CO*INCEL*PRO, amirite?
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
COINTELPRO? More like CO*INCEL*PRO, amirite?
Looks like you're right!
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Looks like you're right!
COINTELPRO doesn't even try to be subtle nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
COINTELPRO doesn't even try to be subtle nowadays
It stands for Terraces I'd Like to Fotograph
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It stands for Terraces I'd Like to Fotograph
You're right! Both words get pluralized, saith Merriam-Webster.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You're right! Both words get pluralized, saith Merriam-Webster.
Oh goddamnit it’s supposed to be “agents provocateur” isn’t it, like “attorneys general.”
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh goddamnit it’s supposed to be “agents provocateur” isn’t it, like “attorneys general.”
TILF? Like “MILF” but for Terrorist?
I wonder what the proportion of agent provocateurs in the group is.
I wonder what the proportion of agent provocateurs in the group is.
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
TILF? Like “MILF” but for Terrorist?
I wonder what the proportion of agent provocateurs in the group is.
I wonder what the proportion of agent provocateurs in the group is.
But did you use someone else’s AOL address, like send them an email? I think that’s what it says. Which would determine if it’s 19 or 20 for me.
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
But did you use someone else’s AOL address, like send them an email? I think that’s what it says. Which would determine if it’s 19 or 20 for me.
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I hope Tim Cook has to do something on his phone. That is my curse for all the Apple execs who let this happen. May you need to use your phone.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I hope Tim Cook has to do something on his phone. That is my curse for all the Apple execs who let this happen. May you need to use your phone.
Somehow government is never “run like a business” when it comes to saving big money by eliminating punitive, expensive means testing and all the waste and difficulties that come with it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Somehow government is never “run like a business” when it comes to saving big money by eliminating punitive, expensive means testing and all the waste and difficulties that come with it.
Imagining businesses that decided the answer to a meager amount of fraud, waste and theft is throwing their hands up and closing the stores in defeat rather than pricing that in.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Imagining businesses that decided the answer to a meager amount of fraud, waste and theft is throwing their hands up and closing the stores in defeat rather than pricing that in.
DJs for sure, but reserve some hours for people who want to waltz on his grave, square dance on his grave,
samba, two-step, breakdance, sacred rites — every kind of damn dancing human beings have ever done.
samba, two-step, breakdance, sacred rites — every kind of damn dancing human beings have ever done.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
DJs for sure, but reserve some hours for people who want to waltz on his grave, square dance on his grave,
samba, two-step, breakdance, sacred rites — every kind of damn dancing human beings have ever done.
samba, two-step, breakdance, sacred rites — every kind of damn dancing human beings have ever done.
I guess the alternative — and surely someone has already said this — render his corpse into a layer thin enough that it can cover the entire area underneath it, and a nonstop party for people who want to dance on his grave.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I guess the alternative — and surely someone has already said this — render his corpse into a layer thin enough that it can cover the entire area underneath it, and a nonstop party for people who want to dance on his grave.