davidorlo
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I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops
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davidorlo
@davidorlo.bsky.social
· Nov 7
For THIS I went on antidepressants?
Now I can't even kill myself!
Now I can't even kill myself!
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COINTELPRO? More like CO*INCEL*PRO, amirite?
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
COINTELPRO? More like CO*INCEL*PRO, amirite?
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[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
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How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How The Grinch Was Convicted Of Stealing Christmas But Secured Freedom Through A Generous Donation To The Ballroom Project
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
Nothing about this is gonna be moderate, Bari.
December 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nothing about this is gonna be moderate, Bari.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
🎤 🎵 🦅🦅 🎸 Bienvenido al
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
🎤 🎵 🦅🦅 🎸 Bienvenido al
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I hope Tim Cook has to do something on his phone. That is my curse for all the Apple execs who let this happen. May you need to use your phone.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I hope Tim Cook has to do something on his phone. That is my curse for all the Apple execs who let this happen. May you need to use your phone.
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Milf on the shelf
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Milf on the shelf
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
“Battlefield Earth: The Musical!”
First he did a Capital One ad based on Saturday Night Fever. Now it’s Grease. You have to figure it will be Pulp Fiction next, then Urban Cowboy, The Boy in the Plastic Bubble and what? Battlefield Earth?
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Battlefield Earth: The Musical!”
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Guy who has loudly and repeatedly said his goal is to increase maternal mortality: I am going to enact policies that kill more women
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
Disturbingly many people: heh, does he realize his policies are going to actually hurt people? What a chump. That's not how to successfully help people survive.
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RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
RFK's goal is to kill children, specifically sick children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
If you assumed that was *not* his goal, you'd think that he was failing at an entirely, completely different goal: not killing children.
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The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
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no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
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Being left wing in America is surreal.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being left wing in America is surreal.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
You can be working 12 hour shifts at Denny's and still get told that you're sheltered and out of touch by a man who has never used his sweat glands.
It must be how French peasants felt getting lectured by nobles and I totally understand why they killed them.
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
I hope Nigel Farage is repeatedly interrupted during his last words and is unable to tell his loved ones something he’s been dying to say.
I hope Nigel Farage comes back from the shopping only to realise he forgot the milk and has to go back out. And it's starting to rain.
I hope Nigel Farage keeps trying to open doors and having the handle come off so he can't
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I hope Nigel Farage is repeatedly interrupted during his last words and is unable to tell his loved ones something he’s been dying to say.
This headline is the shortest story Philip K. Dick ever wrote
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This headline is the shortest story Philip K. Dick ever wrote
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You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
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In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In 2012, Larry Summers said in an NYT op-ed that my bilingualism would become useless.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.
In 2025, I still have a full-time job as a translator and he is unemployed.