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Dave Shields
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Black belt in tofu.
NUFC. YCFC.
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A confused and incoherent old man.
An old man waffles on incoherntly.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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A touching tribute to a deceased podcaster.
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Believe.
Le Garcon Pis.
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Soon...
Trump looks on the verge of expiration whilst Vance looks on in anticipppation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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"Computer – enhance".
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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A leaf you say?
Three dogs looking out of a window with varying expressions.
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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The moment he is shot down in flames by someone who actually knows WTF is going on:
Kash Patel realising the hole he's standing in isn't deep enough to swallow him.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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DATING COACH: So you tried flirting? ME: Sure, I gave her 'the look' DATING COACH: Show me *l bite my lip seductively* DATING COACH: Have you considered biting your bottom lip.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Still from Stormy Monday (1988). Silhouette of 2 figures with Tyne Bridge in background.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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2 Newsreaders. The one on our right looks like she's just realised that the guy on the left looks like a photofit of the "Bathroom Intruder" in the pic behind them.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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We wish you a Boschy Christmas
hieronymus bosch tondal's vision
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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45 years ago Stiff Records released The Wit And Wisdom Of Ronald Reagan, an album containing 40 minutes of silence. The upcoming Trump sequel is rumored to be a huge, beautiful 10-LP boxed set, the likes of which you have never seen.
Album cover: 45 years ago Stiff Records released The Wit And Wisdom Of Ronald Reagan, an album containing 40 minutes of silence. The upcoming Trump sequel is rumored to be a huge, beautiful 10-LP boxed set, the likes of which you have never seen.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Pinboard with photos of trump and Epstein with a ribbon pinned between them. Caption: Holy shit, it is all starting to fall into place.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The corpse of privileged old man preserved in an undead state for our entertainment.
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Barron Trump wondering what happened to his hairline (or it could be Eddie Munster, who knows).
October 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Pauline Hanson looking her best
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM