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Dave Shields
@davidthedave.bsky.social
Black belt in tofu.
NUFC. YCFC.
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That's as near as he's going to get to a threesome. He'll disappoint both of them too.
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
That guy standing at the end of the line on the right with his arms folded 😡
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Aaaand…
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I’m guessing you no longer live in the UK? I moved to QLD Aus in the 90s. Miners strike sowed the seed. Lady Di’s funeral put the tin lid on it. Nowhere’s perfect but this’ll do b
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Not remotely jealous (!) imagine the shift in the universe (or whatever you believe in) that brought Innes and Stanshall together
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I have all Milligan’s war books from my teens. I loved Terry Jones’ story about how Spike appeared from nowhere did his scene then just as mysteriously disappeared again. Have you seen George’s sketch on Rutland Weekend Television?
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I am reconsidering my 2026 Easter holiday now. Thanks!
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So many great stories surrounding it too like George Harrison's involvement and Spike Milligan's appearance.
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Redacting or annotating a PDF in Acrobat Pro adds a non-destructive layer over the text. If the document has been locked (a simple and common process) you can't even click & drag the visible text and you get a notification saying the PDF is locked.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
That's the one!
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As a recovering graphic designer I can tell you that Photoshop would not have been used for the redactions. Acrobat pro may have been used. But as I've said elsewhere the fact that the documents weren't flattened & locked could have been an act of defiance. Or... y'know incompetence 😜
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I would really like to think that the failure to flatten the document was a deliberate act of defiance rather than incompetence.
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A confused and incoherent old man.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I will crack an egg into my bath in his memory tonight.
December 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Another self-own, admitting to the litany of impeachable offences.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
December 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM