Heron go Bragh
@davidtothejay.bsky.social
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
Forget #groundhogday
What if this short eared #bunny sees their shadow in the light of the full moon?
End Times... probably End Times.
What if this short eared #bunny sees their shadow in the light of the full moon?
End Times... probably End Times.
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Forget #groundhogday
What if this short eared #bunny sees their shadow in the light of the full moon?
End Times... probably End Times.
What if this short eared #bunny sees their shadow in the light of the full moon?
End Times... probably End Times.
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I don't know if it's an aggressive sign of Spring, but this morning there are a Hitchcock level of Robins in my yard. I never see them in these numbers.
The pictures do not do it justice!
#birds
The pictures do not do it justice!
#birds
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I don't know if it's an aggressive sign of Spring, but this morning there are a Hitchcock level of Robins in my yard. I never see them in these numbers.
The pictures do not do it justice!
#birds
The pictures do not do it justice!
#birds
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I get either a Claymation or Team America World Police vibe from her:
February 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I get either a Claymation or Team America World Police vibe from her:
#Birds post...
This feeder is awesome but about to lose the battle against ravenous impatient squirrels. I'd still recommend it!
Brand is Kingsyard.
This feeder is awesome but about to lose the battle against ravenous impatient squirrels. I'd still recommend it!
Brand is Kingsyard.
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
#Birds post...
This feeder is awesome but about to lose the battle against ravenous impatient squirrels. I'd still recommend it!
Brand is Kingsyard.
This feeder is awesome but about to lose the battle against ravenous impatient squirrels. I'd still recommend it!
Brand is Kingsyard.
#onthelighterside
Billion dollar idea:
Instead of selling a 500ml bottle of lotion for $12, put the same lotion into a 50ml dropper bottle, call it "Serum" and sell it for $40.
(checks earpiece)
I'm being told this is not a new idea.
Billion dollar idea:
Instead of selling a 500ml bottle of lotion for $12, put the same lotion into a 50ml dropper bottle, call it "Serum" and sell it for $40.
(checks earpiece)
I'm being told this is not a new idea.
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
#onthelighterside
Billion dollar idea:
Instead of selling a 500ml bottle of lotion for $12, put the same lotion into a 50ml dropper bottle, call it "Serum" and sell it for $40.
(checks earpiece)
I'm being told this is not a new idea.
Billion dollar idea:
Instead of selling a 500ml bottle of lotion for $12, put the same lotion into a 50ml dropper bottle, call it "Serum" and sell it for $40.
(checks earpiece)
I'm being told this is not a new idea.
"Yeah, they should win this," says the alumni that is not a freakish 20 year old college athlete.
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"Yeah, they should win this," says the alumni that is not a freakish 20 year old college athlete.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Why the deep breath?
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Why the deep breath?
I hate that weak weak word so much. Here's a little job aid for NY Times editors:
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I hate that weak weak word so much. Here's a little job aid for NY Times editors:
Update: I made baby Mario sad because I did not make the final 4 in #MarioKart
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Update: I made baby Mario sad because I did not make the final 4 in #MarioKart
I don't have any idea what you're talking about :)
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I don't have any idea what you're talking about :)
Yes the world sucks now, so enjoy 24 seconds of this squirrel eating a peanut. #squirrels
January 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Yes the world sucks now, so enjoy 24 seconds of this squirrel eating a peanut. #squirrels
OK
Forget Venezuela, I'm bout to invade this vuvuzela.
Forget Venezuela, I'm bout to invade this vuvuzela.
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
OK
Forget Venezuela, I'm bout to invade this vuvuzela.
Forget Venezuela, I'm bout to invade this vuvuzela.
I was behind this truck and... I have questions.
No I didn't call.
No I didn't call.
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I was behind this truck and... I have questions.
No I didn't call.
No I didn't call.
Timeline cleanse. Enjoy this cute dude scoring a New Year's Eve peanut. #squirrels
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Timeline cleanse. Enjoy this cute dude scoring a New Year's Eve peanut. #squirrels
I overran so I had to snip a picture of my answer:
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I overran so I had to snip a picture of my answer:
Also: Page 12 story in 2029, probably:
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Also: Page 12 story in 2029, probably:
Not sure I'm proud of this, but hey, I took 'em like a champ.
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Not sure I'm proud of this, but hey, I took 'em like a champ.