I keep my working dogs away from my groinal region 😵‍💫

When it’s near, I feel like it would have a similar but cuter theme than Jaws.

Also Megyn: When do I get to measure her like Trump measured me?

I don’t speak French, does “financier” mean “child rapist”?

Not Russia’s girlfriend!

Best in Show! On repeat.

Sounds like the end of the NSA

If true, very impressive aim.

I have deer that roam through my yard (I'm in a rural-ish area near ponds and a river) and can confirm they are ALWAYS on a mission to snack. They have turned three Arbor Vitaes into lolly pops with the bottom chewed down to sticks.. tops surviving because they can't reach.

But they're SO cute.

Yes! I hate saying the T word during cards.

Let’s get #BarackCard trending

Karoline absolutely melted her phone reposting Obamas as Apes to her entire KKKrew.

Love those little dudes!

Wow amazing!

And also... do you have engraved chopsticks? 👀