David Wolf
@davidwolfsvoice.bsky.social
lifelong proponent of anti-Fascism and sarcasm
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Micropenises Real Cause of Wars”
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Micropenises Real Cause of Wars”
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
A woke liberal antifa terrorist trying to redistribute wealth:
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A woke liberal antifa terrorist trying to redistribute wealth:
Kristi Noem courageously fighting canines, from a safe distance:
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Kristi Noem courageously fighting canines, from a safe distance:
Bonus content.
Pete Hegseth at his best:
Pete Hegseth at his best:
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Bonus content.
Pete Hegseth at his best:
Pete Hegseth at his best:
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
Hide your dogs, Kristi Noem is in town! Also, be sure to like and subscribe.
Pete Hegseth is a f***ing douche. And he received lots of medals for chewing ass. Be sure to like and subscribe.
Race science wins the day.
Kenny Loggins still rocks.
(2/2)
Hide your dogs, Kristi Noem is in town! Also, be sure to like and subscribe.
Pete Hegseth is a f***ing douche. And he received lots of medals for chewing ass. Be sure to like and subscribe.
Race science wins the day.
Kenny Loggins still rocks.
(2/2)
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
Hide your dogs, Kristi Noem is in town! Also, be sure to like and subscribe.
Pete Hegseth is a f***ing douche. And he received lots of medals for chewing ass. Be sure to like and subscribe.
Race science wins the day.
Kenny Loggins still rocks.
(2/2)
Hide your dogs, Kristi Noem is in town! Also, be sure to like and subscribe.
Pete Hegseth is a f***ing douche. And he received lots of medals for chewing ass. Be sure to like and subscribe.
Race science wins the day.
Kenny Loggins still rocks.
(2/2)
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
MTG Realizes She's a MAGA Stooge
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
MTG Realizes She's a MAGA Stooge
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Following Laws Declared Illegal
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Following Laws Declared Illegal
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
* SNL SPOILER ALERT *
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
* SNL SPOILER ALERT *
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
“Clan of Pedophiles”
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Clan of Pedophiles”
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Trump Changes Age of Consent to 8
Setting It Into Force Retroactively
BREAKING NEWS
For no particular reason “President” Trump signed an Executive Order lowering the legal age of consent to 8. He also predated the EO to his date of birth.
DNN, Arkham Asylum, November 14, 2025
#Epstein #Satire
Setting It Into Force Retroactively
BREAKING NEWS
For no particular reason “President” Trump signed an Executive Order lowering the legal age of consent to 8. He also predated the EO to his date of birth.
DNN, Arkham Asylum, November 14, 2025
#Epstein #Satire
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
God's Existence Disproven
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
God's Existence Disproven
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
Huge Victory for Democrats
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Huge Victory for Democrats
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(2/3)
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(2/3)
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
Actual post (screen capture):
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Actual post (screen capture):
BREAKING NEWS
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Arc De Trump Design Revealed
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Arc De Trump Design Revealed
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire