David Wolf
@davidwolfsvoice.bsky.social
lifelong proponent of anti-Fascism and sarcasm
Day goes by without a mass shooting in the U.S.
Shocked NRA and Republicans demand increased arms sales
BREAKING NEWS
For the first time in almost 200 years a day went by without a mass shooting in the USA. Shocked NRA and Republicans demand increased arms sales, especially to racist teenagers.
Shocked NRA and Republicans demand increased arms sales
BREAKING NEWS
For the first time in almost 200 years a day went by without a mass shooting in the USA. Shocked NRA and Republicans demand increased arms sales, especially to racist teenagers.
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Micropenises Real Cause of Wars”
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Micropenises Real Cause of Wars”
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
At Least Hitler's And Trump's, Historians Say
BREAKING NEWS
After discovering that Adolf Hitler maybe, surely, possibly, absolutely had a micropenis, historians called it the “missing logical link” to Trump's teeny, tiny penis status. (1/2)
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Randy Marsh is pretty good at Paperball.
Mohammed bin Salman can't stop smiling. Because Saudi Arabia is practically a lesbian utopia. - No disparaging comment here.
(1/2)
MTG Realizes She's a MAGA Stooge
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
MTG Realizes She's a MAGA Stooge
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Following Laws Declared Illegal
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Following Laws Declared Illegal
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
* SNL SPOILER ALERT *
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
* SNL SPOILER ALERT *
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
“Clan of Pedophiles”
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Clan of Pedophiles”
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Trump Changes Age of Consent to 8
Setting It Into Force Retroactively
BREAKING NEWS
For no particular reason “President” Trump signed an Executive Order lowering the legal age of consent to 8. He also predated the EO to his date of birth.
DNN, Arkham Asylum, November 14, 2025
#Epstein #Satire
Setting It Into Force Retroactively
BREAKING NEWS
For no particular reason “President” Trump signed an Executive Order lowering the legal age of consent to 8. He also predated the EO to his date of birth.
DNN, Arkham Asylum, November 14, 2025
#Epstein #Satire
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Kids will do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell them to do. Totoro and Popeye might be working together. Garfield is also in on it. But Bluey is innocent.
Butters gets a shishu and deshishto. (1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Kids will do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell them to do. Totoro and Popeye might be working together. Garfield is also in on it. But Bluey is innocent.
Butters gets a shishu and deshishto. (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Kids will do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell them to do. Totoro and Popeye might be working together. Garfield is also in on it. But Bluey is innocent.
Butters gets a shishu and deshishto. (1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Kids will do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell them to do. Totoro and Popeye might be working together. Garfield is also in on it. But Bluey is innocent.
Butters gets a shishu and deshishto. (1/2)
God's Existence Disproven
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
God's Existence Disproven
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
Huge Victory for Democrats
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Huge Victory for Democrats
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
BREAKING NEWS
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
"If you're so smart, what are you gonna do with it? 'Cause if it's just make more money... We. Don't. Need. You."
Josh gets angry about a yacht and it's glorious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwO3...
Josh gets angry about a yacht and it's glorious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwO3...
Tech Titans. Tiny Thinking. Will AI Save or Sink Us?
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"If you're so smart, what are you gonna do with it? 'Cause if it's just make more money... We. Don't. Need. You."
Josh gets angry about a yacht and it's glorious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwO3...
Josh gets angry about a yacht and it's glorious!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwO3...
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Reposted by David Wolf
Irving Berlin 1941. youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Irving Berlin 1941. youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs?...
Reposted by David Wolf
Arc De Trump Design Revealed
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Arc De Trump Design Revealed
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire