David Zissou
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David Zissou
@davidzissou.bsky.social
Indefinitely burned out from comics but may make a few again in time.

https://lnk.bio/Davidzissou
?? The transphobe?
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“Greetings, sport! I brought my own microphone! Where do I plug in?”
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Absolute Marie Javins.
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If you aren’t buying trash that is the product or part of the product, you’re probably rebuilding your local economy.
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
One of the ways we should rebel is limiting our relationship to trash as far as it is only absolutely necessary.
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
YOUR FUCKING GENERATIONS OF KIDS.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
May the love I fire be felt as sure as the shells hit the ground.
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Might I propose a collaboration with TY Beanie Babies.
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I got notifications I was being blocked by several liberals at once and I was like oh yeah I went along with your joke. They’re so weird.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
She really needs to get a handle on her staff to applaud when she needs them to.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Harbor Freight sells traps for cheap if you feel the need. Might need to clip the quick release door shut. But god speed.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I put chamomile tea in mine for when I wake up in the middle of the night.
December 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM