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David Zissou
@davidzissou.bsky.social
Indefinitely burned out from comics but may make a few again in time.

https://lnk.bio/Davidzissou
Your mom will return in my bed.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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ALPHA MALE PODCAST: females are romantic creatures, not sexual ones, they can't understand the physical urges of men

THE MOST ORDINARY GIRL IMAGINABLE'S TUMBLR: heyy guys check out this art I commissioned of Saturo Gojo choking me out while he spits on my asshole, thanks so much @.cockglugger_art 😍
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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US House of Reps has passed a bill to criminalize trans healthcare for people under 18. This bill can be still stopped in the Senate, call/write your senators & ask them to oppose.

Californians:
@schiff.senate.gov www.schiff.senate.gov/contact/
@padilla.senate.gov www.padilla.senate.gov/contact/
December 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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☃️ Tonight is the last night you can order with regular shipping and items will still arrive by Dec 24th! ( if you live in the US )

FREE PAL*STINE PINS & BL CARDS are now available 💌
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why can’t Dev Patel play George Harrison?
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you look through the past century, every single successful project across music, film, fiction, etc. there has always been collaboration that really fucking elevates it and makes people in the way that monotonous no style AI slop could never. That network is the most precious things to society.
Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.

"I can't afford a visual artist"

So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?

Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Stand by Me is one of the greatest films actually for kids because it confronts that as kids we encounter shit that’s overwhelming, horrible, and what we are ill-equipped to process. It isn’t a narrative that holds your hand, it’s an honest illustration of childhood that embraces and weeps for us.
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I think it’s so fucking funny we can grieve Rob Reiner with lyrics like THE BIGGER THE CUSHION / THE SWEETER THE PUSHIN’ / THAT’S WHAT I SAID and it honors his life’s work. RIP king.
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I dreamed that I took a vacation to neo-Seattle.
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That’s like not even a good deal.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Dua Lipa is so likable that we really don’t mind if her music falls flat for a lot of us. It’s just nice to be in her presence.
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I can smell your BBL.
December 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It’s been officially okay to kill yourself for five years now. You can do that. If anyone judges you they’re just hating.
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The only thing I know about Expedition 33 is there’s a guy with a mustache.
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Game Awards is really like let’s fire off a few awards between these walls of teasers… oh we have to actually present an award? Okay, here’s a trailer.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
What if we asked for money to visit Israel and used it for healthcare instead?
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
311 is the physical manifestation of white boys invited to the cookout energy.
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We are Ed Piskor. We carry the flame. We’ll fight for the gospel. We’ll honor his name.
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This image is how it feels multiple times a day.
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I bought a 5 dollar can of beans.
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Quentin Tarantino should get a hair transplant that covers his whole face.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM