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Dax Pryce
@dax.pryce.io
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espresso, dogs, games, books, anime, eating, cooking, coding, woodworking, gardening, famously has never had a nazi phase
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always and forever
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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[me sliding into the new year flat on my face, full scorpion style]
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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bacon
bacon
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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a-woo-woo!
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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this is my little cutie, Kiki (from Kiki's Delivery Service)
2000 Mitsubishi Minicab Kei Truck parked in front of a dodge ram super ultra mega duty and some other riff raff
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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the scroll of truth meme. panel 1: an intrepid explorer finds a treasure chest in an aquatic cave. they open the chest with a speech bubble saying "I've finally found it... after 15 years" panel 2: the intrepid explorer excitedly unfurls the scroll, shining shimmering splendor surrounding it. THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! is written at the top. panel 3: the scroll of truth says "you should put on shoes when it's 42 degrees outside" panel 3: the intrepid explorer angrily hurls the scroll into the distance with a shouted "NYEHHHH" in a speech bubble, the sound of which can be likened to one of furious disgust
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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anisota.net/harvest/dax....

i did exactly what i set out to do
Word cloud of my most used words over the last year on bluesky. As is just and proper, FUCKING is the very largest, with FUCK and SHIT coming next, and "mean, those, find, least, and instead" somewhere well after the frontrunners.
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Ah yes. Extra spicy: enter the singular jalapeno.
Screenshot of some cursed text on a recipe idea site: I’m from the Midwest where chili shows up regularly on the weekly menu rotation, especially in the fall and winter. While I love a good beef and bean version, it can feel a little too hearty and heavy. I love this simple, satisfying vegetarian version that packs in whole grains and vegetables, but doesn’t leave me wanting a nap. My family loves things extra spicy, so I’ll often include a jalapeño in the mix. As for toppings, you can count on plain Greek yogurt and plenty of shredded sharp cheddar cheese!
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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buddy how do you think your statement in the screenshot differs from Imani's summation? if we got the wrong idea then you have only your own words to blame
Screenshot of a bluesky thread. johnbrownbread.bsky.social says `"If your town didn't vote for Harris, you should be arrested by the gestapo and thrown in a concentration camp," is certainly a sane and normal thing to believe.` gluttonyofkhan.bsky.social responds with "You're asking for sympathy for those who at least sided with the leopards if not actually voting for them`
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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see, this is why i like blocklists and labelers:
Screenshot of @wildstarryskies.bsky.social profile page. She has been tagged with Liberal Apologia, Gaza Genocide Denier, Israel Apologia, Leftist Scapegoating, Denies U.S. Genocide Role.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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This lil' goober is convinced that @shipyarn.com 's scooter basket is his own personal mobile bed platform
A striped grey tabby cat is sitting in a basket strapped to the handlebars of a knee scooter. He surveys his domain with a quiet regalness.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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in wa, they give us I voted stickers for our mail in ballots too. it's neat!
A picture of the extra insert sent with a Washington State ballot for the 2025 election. On it is a sticker. It's a cute colored pencil depiction of a Washington State Ferry in front of the forest leading up to Mount Rainier, with our glorious Orcas doing glorious Orca Things, and it says "I Voted" in red white and blue.
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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what are the odds that this Gabara looking picture of Musk would be right over BM Gabara?
a suspiciously gabara looking picture of Elon Musk in the bsky timeline atop an artistic depiction of Gabara. the coincidence struck me!
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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huh.
Excerpt from Wikipedia under Hiding and Canada: Jason Hoyt and James Davis brought Jerry from Watson's house to Caleb Davis's home where he hid for four days. Davis was a well-known Democrat who had a reputation for being vocally anti-abolitionist. He was one of the last people that anyone assumed would be involved in the Jerry Rescue, and even after the rescue, Davis continued to speak out against abolitionists. One witness reported that Davis was still, "on the street cursing the abolitionists and the whole business."
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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bruh what are you doing
a tabby cat sitting on top of the stove hood/vent. like but what are you doing up there
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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picture of a caipirinha at a bar
October 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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seriously if this entire image just doesn't scream "i couldn't help but notice your grass was too long" i donno what does
doomslayer standing upon a mountain of body parts and viscera with a sweet sword...hammer.. pick.. thing in his right hand and a demon skull on a spike hanging off his left arm
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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when he woke up that morning:
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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A picture of a sloth with a humorous if-a-bit-stretched likeness to the racist heifer
October 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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derekahunter.com/about-derek/

Fucking heritage foundation. Of course.
Derek began his talk radio career in 2005, hosting The Insiders, a live call-in show for The Heritage Foundation where he was also a health care policy analyst. From Heritage, he went on to serve as press secretary for U.S. Senator Conrad Burns of Montana and later became the federal affairs manager at Americans for Tax Reform.
September 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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@shuchancellor.online Household governor has a running water "special interest"
September 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Me: Are you sure you need a BigInteger here? Like, long is big. Really, really, really big! 9,223,372,036,999,999,488 is a lot! a lot of alots!

Like, imagine you counted three hundred million things every second. You'd need 974 years to run out of numbers in a long!
An artist rendition of the mythical beast the "alot". A lot of alots get used but rarely are people talking about the mythical "alot" but instead trying to say a lot. It's a play on words. Allie Brosh from http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ (or http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au/) came up with it.
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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it looks like one of these guys and i love it
A picture of a 1980's style penny racer toy car. It's blue with THREE top racing stripes (to make it go faster) and a couple side stripes (for more extreme speeds). It already has a penny loaded in the back to make it do sick wheelies and shit.
September 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Noted white woman, Meghan of korean diaspora 🙄
Screenshot of the skeets so that @trad-anarchist.bsky.social can't hide from his stupid knee jerk response. It's regular meghan's initial post - including korean characters in her display name. I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE AMPLE SIGNS THAT SHE IS NOT, IN FACT, A WHITE LADY. Further, she's very proud to be korean, so he's being *particularly* offensive. What a dingdong.
September 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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oh no
screenshot of failure. PLC signing failed, Expired Token, message: token is expired
September 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM