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Dax Pryce
@dax.pryce.io
espresso, dogs, games, books, anime, eating, cooking, coding, woodworking, gardening, famously has never had a nazi phase
"we've had first billionaire yes but west about second billionaire"
- Daxegrin Took, probably
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
an all consuming rage afaict
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Reposted by Dax Pryce
voyager was a type of telescope and spock is a type of mark kelly
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
but then how will voyager show up sometime in the far flung future and be like 'yo whatup spock'
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
we all do but we don't need to make it weird
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
might be yeah
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i had no idea when it started that the motherfucker already had YEARS of lore following him. i can see why, he's a shockingly tedious person with absolutely no signs of ever experiencing even a single solitary femtosecond of introspection in his life. best left ignored and alone, imo.
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
this popped back up onto a runaway YouTube playlist and it made me think of you and my wife and your nocturnal nesses. (nocturnalish?) youtu.be/vaG4vGsIFMQ?...
MY BRAIN WON'T SHUT THE F**K UP (Official Video)
YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
thank you, sometimes i can't keep these things to myself, i appreciate your grace in allowing me this lol
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
or maybe i just don't appreciate the tropes and i'm trotting out a really dumb pet theory i can't tell at all anymore
December 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'M GOING TO SAY IT MEGHAN I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE i firmly blame all the enemies to lovers & redemption arc romanticization in our funsies media and people started thinking that it's extremely probable that every gd villain is *obviously* going to come to their senses *eventually*
December 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
he works for walmart on antitheft tech or something
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
okay i absolutely unapologetically love it.

caveat: DO NOT TRUST THE PLASTIC THING IT MAY LOOK LIKE IT IS A SLOW-DRIBBLE TOP THING LIKE IN WORCESTERSCHIREHERHERE SAUCE but it is a _LIE_ and you WILL wear a lot of it

but in all seriousness this could do serious business in my house
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"I didn't want to feel underdressed next to my new prospective coworkers"
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"listen the only requirement I have is that I get to see penguins in my role as a penguin wellbeing monitor"
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
always and forever
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM