My favorite part about this current job market is getting rejection emails 4 months after I applied to the job. Way to hustle! (Last week, I got one from 9 months ago! That’s a whole baby gestation period!)

The world is a dumpster fire but I was craving a pickle and had one and it was delicious.

☘️

I hate it here.

I would like a period correct fully immersive renaissance faire type experience but for the year 1996 please and thank you

Caught myself loudly mouth breathing yesterday so… I’m crushing it these days.

Love when my local coffee shop gives me a little butt in my latte. Makes me feel appreciated.

I adore my friends who practice mental health as much as their magical craft.

I’ve officially deleted my Instagram account. Phew. I feel lighter.

No one on this planet could make me feel worse than my dog when he’s comfortable on my lap and I have to get up to pee.

Hey girlie pops.