DBatteryMessiah
@dbatterymessiah.bsky.social
I have assumed control of the world,
as Acting Messiah, until Jesus returns.
I’m working with God to unite the world,
as one big happy country.
The good people must fight the greedy,
the hateful, the bullies.
Don’t join them. We can and will beat them.
as Acting Messiah, until Jesus returns.
I’m working with God to unite the world,
as one big happy country.
The good people must fight the greedy,
the hateful, the bullies.
Don’t join them. We can and will beat them.
MESSAGES OF HOPE
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
MESSAGES OF HOPE
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
Some metals get a
Funky Green Patina
Funky Green Patina
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Some metals get a
Funky Green Patina
Funky Green Patina
MOLD ON BUNS
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
MOLD ON BUNS
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
Nothing him can free
unless come back she
unless come back she
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nothing him can free
unless come back she
unless come back she
Remember the first
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remember the first
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
And speaking of waiting
like for the bus all day
like for the bus all day
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And speaking of waiting
like for the bus all day
like for the bus all day
Dude, man
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dude, man
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
Someplace like Phoenix sounds
really good to me, about now
really good to me, about now
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Someplace like Phoenix sounds
really good to me, about now
really good to me, about now
One Thanksgiving
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One Thanksgiving
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
One of my Thanksgiving traditions
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One of my Thanksgiving traditions
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
Happyyyy Thanksgivzy
I’m thanksy for Deadzy
mucho moreso than ZZ
I’m thanksy for Deadzy
mucho moreso than ZZ
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Happyyyy Thanksgivzy
I’m thanksy for Deadzy
mucho moreso than ZZ
I’m thanksy for Deadzy
mucho moreso than ZZ
I’ll cream cover your biscuits
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’ll cream cover your biscuits
I’ll cream cover your biscuits
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’ll cream cover your biscuits
I hit the Brie 777 jackpot
Yep, past self, big payoff
Yep, past self, big payoff
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I hit the Brie 777 jackpot
Yep, past self, big payoff
Yep, past self, big payoff
I hit the Brie 777 jackpot
Yep, past self, big payoff
Yep, past self, big payoff
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I hit the Brie 777 jackpot
Yep, past self, big payoff
Yep, past self, big payoff
Good morning, birds
who hang out
in the tree and
on the weathervane
every morning
(A different view
out my window)
who hang out
in the tree and
on the weathervane
every morning
(A different view
out my window)
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning, birds
who hang out
in the tree and
on the weathervane
every morning
(A different view
out my window)
who hang out
in the tree and
on the weathervane
every morning
(A different view
out my window)
Fuck Molly Ringwald
I want Brielly Nightwood
I have Brielly Nightlywood
Speaking of Molly
I just watched
one of her movies
about a month ago
She was pretty in psycho
I guess if Brielly wants to
we could fuck Molly together
I want Brielly Nightwood
I have Brielly Nightlywood
Speaking of Molly
I just watched
one of her movies
about a month ago
She was pretty in psycho
I guess if Brielly wants to
we could fuck Molly together
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Fuck Molly Ringwald
I want Brielly Nightwood
I have Brielly Nightlywood
Speaking of Molly
I just watched
one of her movies
about a month ago
She was pretty in psycho
I guess if Brielly wants to
we could fuck Molly together
I want Brielly Nightwood
I have Brielly Nightlywood
Speaking of Molly
I just watched
one of her movies
about a month ago
She was pretty in psycho
I guess if Brielly wants to
we could fuck Molly together