DBatteryMessiah
@dbatterymessiah.bsky.social
I have assumed control of the world,
as Acting Messiah, until Jesus returns.
I’m working with God to unite the world,
as one big happy country.
The good people must fight the greedy,
the hateful, the bullies.
Don’t join them. We can and will beat them.
as Acting Messiah, until Jesus returns.
I’m working with God to unite the world,
as one big happy country.
The good people must fight the greedy,
the hateful, the bullies.
Don’t join them. We can and will beat them.
Pinned
Things I do:
I God
I wait
for Deadzy
I God
I wait
for Deadzy
MESSAGES OF HOPE
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
MESSAGES OF HOPE
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
Before Buffalo ‘66
there was this
Thunder Kiss ‘65
THE GREAT GRETZKY
SYNCHRONICITY
I don’t like him anymore
because he supports Trump
but in hockey, I suppose
he’s always The Great One
I mentioned him in a post
then to me, unbeknownst
beforehand, the next day
he was all over the news
bc of soccer announcing
SYNCHRONICITY
I don’t like him anymore
because he supports Trump
but in hockey, I suppose
he’s always The Great One
I mentioned him in a post
then to me, unbeknownst
beforehand, the next day
he was all over the news
bc of soccer announcing
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
THE GREAT GRETZKY
SYNCHRONICITY
I don’t like him anymore
because he supports Trump
but in hockey, I suppose
he’s always The Great One
I mentioned him in a post
then to me, unbeknownst
beforehand, the next day
he was all over the news
bc of soccer announcing
SYNCHRONICITY
I don’t like him anymore
because he supports Trump
but in hockey, I suppose
he’s always The Great One
I mentioned him in a post
then to me, unbeknownst
beforehand, the next day
he was all over the news
bc of soccer announcing
Some metals get a
Funky Green Patina
Funky Green Patina
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Some metals get a
Funky Green Patina
Funky Green Patina
MOLD ON BUNS
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
MOLD ON BUNS
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
A while back
I found some mold
on hot dog buns
So since then
I always check for
Funky Green Medina
🎶 Open wide
It’s The Lover 🎶
It’s The Lover 🎶
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
🎶 Open wide
It’s The Lover 🎶
It’s The Lover 🎶
Nothing him can free
unless come back she
unless come back she
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nothing him can free
unless come back she
unless come back she
GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
WHERE YOU WATER IT
Talking to my therapist
about things we want and
things we thought we wanted
She told me this saying
She’s so great, but
I’m more into bushes
I’m gonna douse
the shitzy out of
the Deadzy hedgzy
WHERE YOU WATER IT
Talking to my therapist
about things we want and
things we thought we wanted
She told me this saying
She’s so great, but
I’m more into bushes
I’m gonna douse
the shitzy out of
the Deadzy hedgzy
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
WHERE YOU WATER IT
Talking to my therapist
about things we want and
things we thought we wanted
She told me this saying
She’s so great, but
I’m more into bushes
I’m gonna douse
the shitzy out of
the Deadzy hedgzy
WHERE YOU WATER IT
Talking to my therapist
about things we want and
things we thought we wanted
She told me this saying
She’s so great, but
I’m more into bushes
I’m gonna douse
the shitzy out of
the Deadzy hedgzy
MISSION, GOALS, STEPS
Yeah, on the way we
Those steps complete
for the near time being
The world is certainly
on the right path now
Bad guys going down
and love being found
That is so greatzy
more than Gretzky
I love this justzy
focus on Deadzy
Yeah, on the way we
Those steps complete
for the near time being
The world is certainly
on the right path now
Bad guys going down
and love being found
That is so greatzy
more than Gretzky
I love this justzy
focus on Deadzy
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
MISSION, GOALS, STEPS
Yeah, on the way we
Those steps complete
for the near time being
The world is certainly
on the right path now
Bad guys going down
and love being found
That is so greatzy
more than Gretzky
I love this justzy
focus on Deadzy
Yeah, on the way we
Those steps complete
for the near time being
The world is certainly
on the right path now
Bad guys going down
and love being found
That is so greatzy
more than Gretzky
I love this justzy
focus on Deadzy
I HATE HAVING TO FIGHT
I do not look for fights
Sometimes me they find
So I’m forced to fight
to defend what’s right
I will admit that at times
I do enjoy the victories
But I’d rather not need
to fight in the first place
I just wanna be a lover
A 24/7 Deadzy lover
Give me peace
Give me Deadzy
I do not look for fights
Sometimes me they find
So I’m forced to fight
to defend what’s right
I will admit that at times
I do enjoy the victories
But I’d rather not need
to fight in the first place
I just wanna be a lover
A 24/7 Deadzy lover
Give me peace
Give me Deadzy
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I HATE HAVING TO FIGHT
I do not look for fights
Sometimes me they find
So I’m forced to fight
to defend what’s right
I will admit that at times
I do enjoy the victories
But I’d rather not need
to fight in the first place
I just wanna be a lover
A 24/7 Deadzy lover
Give me peace
Give me Deadzy
I do not look for fights
Sometimes me they find
So I’m forced to fight
to defend what’s right
I will admit that at times
I do enjoy the victories
But I’d rather not need
to fight in the first place
I just wanna be a lover
A 24/7 Deadzy lover
Give me peace
Give me Deadzy
DOG OWNERSHIP RANT #2
A while back, I ranted
about RULE 1:
Pick up their shit
It’s time for RULE 2:
Keep it fenced in
or on a leash
so it can’t roam
outside of your yard
and attack smaller dogs
Or else:
A) I might injure your dog
B) You’ll hear from the police
C) And maybe my attorney
A while back, I ranted
about RULE 1:
Pick up their shit
It’s time for RULE 2:
Keep it fenced in
or on a leash
so it can’t roam
outside of your yard
and attack smaller dogs
Or else:
A) I might injure your dog
B) You’ll hear from the police
C) And maybe my attorney
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
DOG OWNERSHIP RANT #2
A while back, I ranted
about RULE 1:
Pick up their shit
It’s time for RULE 2:
Keep it fenced in
or on a leash
so it can’t roam
outside of your yard
and attack smaller dogs
Or else:
A) I might injure your dog
B) You’ll hear from the police
C) And maybe my attorney
A while back, I ranted
about RULE 1:
Pick up their shit
It’s time for RULE 2:
Keep it fenced in
or on a leash
so it can’t roam
outside of your yard
and attack smaller dogs
Or else:
A) I might injure your dog
B) You’ll hear from the police
C) And maybe my attorney
Speaking of snow blowers
n kinda cool coincidences
My dad snow blowing
it tried to eat a sprinkler
and got jammed
He stuck his hand
down the throw chute
DON’T
Damn near lost
his two little fingers
forever a little messed up
I got bit by a dog
same two fingers
forever a little messed up
n kinda cool coincidences
My dad snow blowing
it tried to eat a sprinkler
and got jammed
He stuck his hand
down the throw chute
DON’T
Damn near lost
his two little fingers
forever a little messed up
I got bit by a dog
same two fingers
forever a little messed up
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Speaking of snow blowers
n kinda cool coincidences
My dad snow blowing
it tried to eat a sprinkler
and got jammed
He stuck his hand
down the throw chute
DON’T
Damn near lost
his two little fingers
forever a little messed up
I got bit by a dog
same two fingers
forever a little messed up
n kinda cool coincidences
My dad snow blowing
it tried to eat a sprinkler
and got jammed
He stuck his hand
down the throw chute
DON’T
Damn near lost
his two little fingers
forever a little messed up
I got bit by a dog
same two fingers
forever a little messed up
Remember the first
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remember the first
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
time u saw her face?
The gorgeous?
The necklace?
The Pulp Fictious?
Fuuuuuck, Rufus
I was hookedous
I’m cookedgoose
Yeah, man
it’s called a
leap of faith
Look it up
it’s called a
leap of faith
Look it up
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yeah, man
it’s called a
leap of faith
Look it up
it’s called a
leap of faith
Look it up
THAT WAS A GOOD DAY
I was probably in Jr High
My dad and uncle took me fishing
on a big lake with many bays
I caught some rare fish
everyone made a big deal
Also, on the far side of the lake
our only motor died
I rowed us back
while they trolled
The ol’ row and troll
Mannnnn, legendary
I was probably in Jr High
My dad and uncle took me fishing
on a big lake with many bays
I caught some rare fish
everyone made a big deal
Also, on the far side of the lake
our only motor died
I rowed us back
while they trolled
The ol’ row and troll
Mannnnn, legendary
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
THAT WAS A GOOD DAY
I was probably in Jr High
My dad and uncle took me fishing
on a big lake with many bays
I caught some rare fish
everyone made a big deal
Also, on the far side of the lake
our only motor died
I rowed us back
while they trolled
The ol’ row and troll
Mannnnn, legendary
I was probably in Jr High
My dad and uncle took me fishing
on a big lake with many bays
I caught some rare fish
everyone made a big deal
Also, on the far side of the lake
our only motor died
I rowed us back
while they trolled
The ol’ row and troll
Mannnnn, legendary
And speaking of waiting
like for the bus all day
like for the bus all day
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And speaking of waiting
like for the bus all day
like for the bus all day
It’s clear to me
God wants me
be with Deadzy
Thank you, God
She’s everything
I’ve ever wanted
God wants me
be with Deadzy
Thank you, God
She’s everything
I’ve ever wanted
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s clear to me
God wants me
be with Deadzy
Thank you, God
She’s everything
I’ve ever wanted
God wants me
be with Deadzy
Thank you, God
She’s everything
I’ve ever wanted
Dude, man
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Dude, man
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
This tune is
kinda tame
I know man but
God popped it
in my head so
what can I do?
Someplace like Phoenix sounds
really good to me, about now
really good to me, about now
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Someplace like Phoenix sounds
really good to me, about now
really good to me, about now
And please march ur boobs in
my cum companion direction
my cum companion direction
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
And please march ur boobs in
my cum companion direction
my cum companion direction
Make ur boots
walk this way
Make them fly
up in the air too
walk this way
Make them fly
up in the air too
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Make ur boots
walk this way
Make them fly
up in the air too
walk this way
Make them fly
up in the air too
I love ur boots that are
made for fuck desire
I hate the ones
made for walkin
made for fuck desire
I hate the ones
made for walkin
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I love ur boots that are
made for fuck desire
I hate the ones
made for walkin
made for fuck desire
I hate the ones
made for walkin
I’m paddling too fast?
Yeah, slow your row
Yeah, slow your row
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m paddling too fast?
Yeah, slow your row
Yeah, slow your row
My canoe wants to ride
the rapids of your river
the rapids of your river
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My canoe wants to ride
the rapids of your river
the rapids of your river
One Thanksgiving
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One Thanksgiving
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
many years ago
I was driving to
my mom’s house
Alice’s Restaurant
and this song both
played on the radio
Both are long songs
and just the perfect
amount of time
for my mom drive
So, since then
both are tradition
I’ve got dreams
I’m GONNA see
One of my Thanksgiving traditions
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One of my Thanksgiving traditions
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar
is to listen to Alice’s Restaurant
I’m waiting for The Deadzy
to cum around on my guitar