DB Mittens
@dbmittens.bsky.social
Progressive gay married atheist plant-based person. Sanctimonious with pure intentions. Sausage dog keeper, secret piano player.
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
They better take Mike Johnson too.
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
They better take Mike Johnson too.
It has the best skid marks in all of film.
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It has the best skid marks in all of film.
Why does Starbucks still have customers?
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Why does Starbucks still have customers?
@doggett.house.gov Please stop arming Israel.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
@doggett.house.gov Please stop arming Israel.
It might have been on when they bought the car. You can never be sure.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It might have been on when they bought the car. You can never be sure.
He doesn't know what part of his body was scanned because its existence is controversial.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He doesn't know what part of his body was scanned because its existence is controversial.
Didn't realize my usual breakfast is a classic.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Didn't realize my usual breakfast is a classic.
more peanut butter
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
more peanut butter
I won't be happy until I can turn the channel because I hate what's on and an alarm goes off in an office in Los Angeles or New York.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I won't be happy until I can turn the channel because I hate what's on and an alarm goes off in an office in Los Angeles or New York.
That kind of thing is my downfall. I don't do slowly well.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
That kind of thing is my downfall. I don't do slowly well.
DOJ vs The People, as usual
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
DOJ vs The People, as usual
Invert for Trump during Biden years.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Invert for Trump during Biden years.