Duncan Elkins
@dce.bsky.social
@janecoaston.bsky.social, take the wheel.
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
@janecoaston.bsky.social, take the wheel.
Tebow’s face is how many shades darker than his hands?
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Tebow’s face is how many shades darker than his hands?
Deboer may need to pull out one of those Kaden Proctor plays just to cross midfield.
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Deboer may need to pull out one of those Kaden Proctor plays just to cross midfield.
Them Bells is Dawgs, don’t they?
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Them Bells is Dawgs, don’t they?
Is there anything that flummoxes a video codec more than an on-field confetti cannon?
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Is there anything that flummoxes a video codec more than an on-field confetti cannon?
In Arch’s defense, most of his receiving corps had a serious case of brisketfingers tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Arch’s defense, most of his receiving corps had a serious case of brisketfingers tonight.
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Were the tickets worth it?
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Were the tickets worth it?
And who wouldn’t respond positively to a week without Brian Kelly in their face, really?
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And who wouldn’t respond positively to a week without Brian Kelly in their face, really?
And touchdown goes Frazier!
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And touchdown goes Frazier!
Snap the dang ball, Bobo!
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Snap the dang ball, Bobo!
Kneel at the one for our friends in the desert.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Kneel at the one for our friends in the desert.
“Sanford stadium food options are good.” @tonywaller.bsky.social
Eating a BIG CHUCK, which is basically just a chicken fried steak sandwich with red chile aioli
1.) holy shit it rules
2.) look at this fucking cutlet, this was only $15, which is pretty good as far as stadium food goes
1.) holy shit it rules
2.) look at this fucking cutlet, this was only $15, which is pretty good as far as stadium food goes
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Sanford stadium food options are good.” @tonywaller.bsky.social
Reposted by Duncan Elkins
motherfucker I am GOING to a New Mexico game
Eating a BIG CHUCK, which is basically just a chicken fried steak sandwich with red chile aioli
1.) holy shit it rules
2.) look at this fucking cutlet, this was only $15, which is pretty good as far as stadium food goes
1.) holy shit it rules
2.) look at this fucking cutlet, this was only $15, which is pretty good as far as stadium food goes
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
motherfucker I am GOING to a New Mexico game
Let’s see that fourth quarter on your Instagram story, Mr. Freshwater.
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Let’s see that fourth quarter on your Instagram story, Mr. Freshwater.
Not a huge fan of the new “Bend but don’t bark” defensive scheme.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not a huge fan of the new “Bend but don’t bark” defensive scheme.
The new fireworks in Sanford rain soot all over our section, which I guess serves this gal right for ignoring the “stripe out” mandate and not wearing red.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The new fireworks in Sanford rain soot all over our section, which I guess serves this gal right for ignoring the “stripe out” mandate and not wearing red.
If Florida wins this can we have an emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark?
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If Florida wins this can we have an emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark?
When Kirby comes out after halftime and sees the Sanford stands have emptied.
a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
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September 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When Kirby comes out after halftime and sees the Sanford stands have emptied.
New hatred, old hatred, folks are abiding too much of it. @bittersouth.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
New hatred, old hatred, folks are abiding too much of it. @bittersouth.bsky.social
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I scrolled pretty far, can it be that I’m the first to share this with you?
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August 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I scrolled pretty far, can it be that I’m the first to share this with you?
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