Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating
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Zach 🐷🤠
@zrau.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Since @cockybovine.bsky.social asked, here’s my general gumbo process/recipe for everyone.
ESPN chyron incorrectly listing Charlie Becker as a WR, he’s a TE, everybody knows that
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
ESPN chyron incorrectly listing Charlie Becker as a WR, he’s a TE, everybody knows that
Kinda sick that band members get patches on their uniforms for the game now
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Kinda sick that band members get patches on their uniforms for the game now
Cig is rawdogging the shacket, he means business tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Cig is rawdogging the shacket, he means business tonight
Walking around our neighborhood in some outstanding weather, listening to Classic by the Knocks like it’s 2014, vibe is good.
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Walking around our neighborhood in some outstanding weather, listening to Classic by the Knocks like it’s 2014, vibe is good.
We’re listening to Levels (Benny is here but hiding)
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
We’re listening to Levels (Benny is here but hiding)
Kinda crazy how feeling out of sorts can almost instantly be remedied by brushing your teeth
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Kinda crazy how feeling out of sorts can almost instantly be remedied by brushing your teeth
🎶 cow tools! [ah woo-oo] / everyday in pastures using cow tools! [ah woo-oo] 🎶
A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life
Meet Veronika, the first cow known to engage in flexible, multipurpose tool use
A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life
www.scientificamerican.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
🎶 cow tools! [ah woo-oo] / everyday in pastures using cow tools! [ah woo-oo] 🎶
Haven’t eaten anything sufficiently stupid enough after the race yesterday and I’m debating getting 20 wings and housing them all before sleeping until the national championship game.
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Haven’t eaten anything sufficiently stupid enough after the race yesterday and I’m debating getting 20 wings and housing them all before sleeping until the national championship game.
🎶 You know we’re fancy like Applebee’s on a date night, we got a burger in a skillet and some fake-ass cheese to fill it 🎶
Did everyone else watching the game also see the Applebee’s commercial for a cheeseburger you dunk in a fajita skillet full of molten cheese or am I having a stroke
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 AM
🎶 You know we’re fancy like Applebee’s on a date night, we got a burger in a skillet and some fake-ass cheese to fill it 🎶
We only got half a year of peak Kayshon Boutte at LSU and a lot of it looked like THAT
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
We only got half a year of peak Kayshon Boutte at LSU and a lot of it looked like THAT
About to take a shower and the music is about to sound like a college football locker room circa 2015 in this bitcj
January 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
About to take a shower and the music is about to sound like a college football locker room circa 2015 in this bitcj
Ran the Louisiana Marathon this morning and I have some thoughts
“But Zach the playoffs are on”
WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD
“But Zach the playoffs are on”
WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Ran the Louisiana Marathon this morning and I have some thoughts
“But Zach the playoffs are on”
WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD
“But Zach the playoffs are on”
WELL THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.
Gonna be 31 degrees at the gun tomorrow for the Louisiana Marathon’s Sunday races, it’s gonna hurt
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Gonna be 31 degrees at the gun tomorrow for the Louisiana Marathon’s Sunday races, it’s gonna hurt
No. 1 in your hearts, no. 2147 on Sunday morning.
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
No. 1 in your hearts, no. 2147 on Sunday morning.
GOD DAMN
I DECLAAAAAAAAAAAARE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT
I DECLAAAAAAAAAAAARE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
GOD DAMN
I DECLAAAAAAAAAAAARE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT
I DECLAAAAAAAAAAAARE
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT
Happy Louisiana Marathon weekend to all who observe, there’s gonna be a live baby gator at the expo from noon to 3:00 PM today.
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Happy Louisiana Marathon weekend to all who observe, there’s gonna be a live baby gator at the expo from noon to 3:00 PM today.
Too cold, need warm, deploy Buffett.
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Too cold, need warm, deploy Buffett.
Deep carb loading means two bagels with dinner, I don’t make the rules
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Deep carb loading means two bagels with dinner, I don’t make the rules
Biggest work project of the year is currently on the 2-yard line, I can’t believe it.
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Biggest work project of the year is currently on the 2-yard line, I can’t believe it.
Listening to You Get What You Give and believing it with my whole chest is the surest sign I haven’t been completely overtaken by cynicism and pessimism, and that I haven’t been shaken of my belief that everything will be okay in the end.
January 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Listening to You Get What You Give and believing it with my whole chest is the surest sign I haven’t been completely overtaken by cynicism and pessimism, and that I haven’t been shaken of my belief that everything will be okay in the end.
Louisiana Marathon update: the Saturday races have sold out and there are only 320 Sunday race spots left. Really glad I get to take part in what looks like their biggest event yet, it’s gonna be so fun.
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Louisiana Marathon update: the Saturday races have sold out and there are only 320 Sunday race spots left. Really glad I get to take part in what looks like their biggest event yet, it’s gonna be so fun.
Reflex training work with Lucy
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Reflex training work with Lucy