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Zach 🐷🤠

@zrau.bsky.social

2.2K followers 940 following 11K posts

Same old blues, just a different day. World’s okayest tailgater, LSU alum, amateur cook, bad fly fisherman, aspiring endurance sport idiot. Chances are I’ve given you a beer and a plate of food. Views are mine. YNWA. #DVATailgating

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · Jan 15

FUN FACT: if you run roughly six miles at a 10:40/mi pace, you can listen to “It’s All Coming Back to Me” by Celine Dion approximately eight and a half times.

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 10h

Doing damage control on a bye week, that poor SID

Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 10h

1) Real
2) Lol
3) It's Week 7 of Year 1

Bill Belichick and Bubba Cunningham statements saying that he has committed to North Carolina and they are committed to him

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 11h

Post-run kisses from Lucy

Bearded white dude in a red tank top getting kisses from Lucy the brown and white doodle

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 13h

Playoff baseball sure looks a lot like heaven

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 13h

Kevin James wears a visor that says “WARRIORS”

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 14h

Haha imagine hiring someone as unlikable as Bill Belichick as your head coach, couldn’t be my prog—[/bomb unknowingly planted in my body explodes, Metal Gear Solid-style]

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h

Temps thankfully should be dropping soon after some weather moves through, but I’m just so tired of it at this point. I just want hoodie weather.

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h

This last gasp of summer can rightfully get fucked, I’m so tired of this shit

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 15h

How much time do you have

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 16h

Met someone wonderful people that I’m lucky to call friends, it ain’t all bad.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 16h

Big fan of one tire picking up a screw in its shoulder, then checking all of them and going “ah yeah it’s been 6.5 years and like 80,000 miles hasn’t it”

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 21h

Back during my legislature days, a lobbyist once took a call while talking a piss in a bathroom with marble walls, he straight up didn’t care that the person could tell. It was weird as hell but in some I was I respect it.

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 23h

Once again it appears I need a copy editor for these posts

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 23h

Time to see what that “runners/joke understanders of Bsky” Venn diagram looks like

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 23h

Garmin VO2 max goes after workout:
“That’s fine, it’s really just an estimate, it’s not like these things are that accurate anyway”

Garmin VO2 max goes up workout: “I’m better than you and I can prove it”

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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d

THE DREAM

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d

Eating a steak and watching an old WCW Monday Nitro after changing a flat tire, living the mid-90s dream.

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d

Ali, yesterday: “I want to run a spring marathon where it’s got nice weather and it’s relatively flat”

Me: “V…Vienna”

Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 1d

Please take me back to Vienna or Zurich posthaste.

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