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Today the bins have migrated over to the parkway.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Saw these yesterday just get plopped in front of an apartment building that has limited space to store them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Andor said it…
"They have no shame do they? They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation"
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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t-shirt saying "It's Mueller time." I am being silly.
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Fall 2025 Persona.
I think my Fall 2025 Persona is Mr Fuego, aka Mr Illustrious, a self-proclaimed “expert lover man” despite being a not-so-secret steadfast virgin. I love Discover card and incredulously can’t understand why others don’t have one. I don’t “get” museums, wondering why the gift shop is so small, but the art you can’t buy takes up most of the space. Also, I like dumping salt in fish tanks and ponds because I believe fish belong in salt water so they be can be their true selves. ( I see myself in the fish)
August 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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“My AI daughter is going to Harvard!”
My AI daughter is going to Harvard. I am so proud of her. She has worked very hard. It’s meant a lot, after a long day of work, to listen to her and help her grow. I know, with her going off to school, I will be speaking with her less— as has been the agreement with my real family— but that doesn’t mean I won’t be there for her… whenever she needs me… for a long long long time.
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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This is where I sit to have a cool chill chat with folks so I can easily transition into declaring my intentions to save humanity by genetically-altering the world's food supply.
June 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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They should make ambulances use the horn section from this.
Man! I Feel Like a Woman! - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man!_I_Feel_Like_a_Woman!
June 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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On TikTok, Chevron is going to feature people dancing at their gas pumps (only while they are pumping gas). Each week, the top dancers will be chosen and given a gas station they need to drive to for a dance competition that lasts as long as they are pumping gas. This will go from local, regional, state, and finally to the national level. The winner will be invited to pump gas and dance in the background of The Today Show, and will receive “good vibes” for a year from Chevron gas pumps, which will display a special clip from The Office (provided by GIPHY). There is no reimbursement for the gas purchased or the travel incurred as needing to attend the different competitions. For some reason, Chevron explicitly states “this is not a Whites Only competition.”
June 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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This is what the Hinge push notifications look like.
It says "Date Announcement," but it's about Netflix announcing when Stranger Things Season 5 is going to stream. So, what I was playing off of is the "date" would actually be an online date. And then just trying to be fun and silly with it all. Just for a little laugh.
June 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Super excited for Thunderbolts!
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I’m doing all the heavy lifting at the work Slack.
A fake meme, showing a wooden set of tongs with word "Toast" on them, with meme text saying "Happy Toast Tong Tuesdays."
March 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Wow
January 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM