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Quadrophonic Toppling
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is disgusting. I can’t believe they’ve already branded next year as Twenty Twenty Sex. 😡
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Time travel should be **free** on New Year’s Eve. 😤
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I want my funeral held at an airport lounge.
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The Duckville ducks are really quacking tonight.
December 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🗣️ MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
DON'T 👏 LAUNCH 👏 YOUR 👏 CONGRESSIONAL 👏CAMPAIGN 👏 WITHOUT 👏 QUALITY 👏 MERCH
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Tommy/The
Lee/Last
Jones/Jedi
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I need the Fashion Police to come by and do a Fit Check on me (like a wellness check).
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i need to get an e-pacifier,
track my puckering.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Where’s the Andor float?!
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Last night, my niece didn’t want to try a Margherita pizza

“I don’t want any feathers!”

It was the basil.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I want the first words of my obituary to be “Well, uh oh…”
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can’t sleep. Thinking about Dormammu.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
They hate you.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fellas, let’s learn spycraft.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Hey, the DNC called me and wanted to share they love all the energy, but you need to shut up, you're wrong, the things you care about don't actually matter, and you just need to shut the hell up and go along with it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The big takeaway from last night is, nationally, that Springsteen movie kinda came and went, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can’t imagine a world where Democrats wield power in an overtly political act like making DC a state.
Donald Trump wants to get rid of the filibuster.

Did he just accidentally hand Democrats a huge opportunity?
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I didnt know daylight saving time ending would get me so emotional.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'ill catch you up on the news…

Bucky Lulu’s chatters in Game 7. His suspension was parlayed…

Kim McKimsy had squats with all the folk of the round so now they don’t wants to pummel her as much.

All the dogs went Henry and nine have to hold a charity for next Tuesday…

All the fine news, my baby.
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me, to everyone at the cafeteria: Oh, and how do you charge YOUR wallet, genius? 😒
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM