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According to Star Trek canon, MLB folds in 2042. So let’s enjoy baseball while we can.
Also, “a few years” is pretty bleak.
I don’t know if I agree with the premise, though. Rizzo and Davey were fired because their incompetence became impossible to ignore. A good return for Gore and/or Abrams, plus the Lerners honoring their promise to spend, could see a return to contention in 2027.
I don’t know if I agree with the premise, though. Rizzo and Davey were fired because their incompetence became impossible to ignore. A good return for Gore and/or Abrams, plus the Lerners honoring their promise to spend, could see a return to contention in 2027.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Also, “a few years” is pretty bleak.
I don’t know if I agree with the premise, though. Rizzo and Davey were fired because their incompetence became impossible to ignore. A good return for Gore and/or Abrams, plus the Lerners honoring their promise to spend, could see a return to contention in 2027.
I don’t know if I agree with the premise, though. Rizzo and Davey were fired because their incompetence became impossible to ignore. A good return for Gore and/or Abrams, plus the Lerners honoring their promise to spend, could see a return to contention in 2027.
I’m not saying you deserve to be mugged if you show up in a foreign country wearing a $4,000 chain.
But I’m not not saying it, either.
But I’m not not saying it, either.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m not saying you deserve to be mugged if you show up in a foreign country wearing a $4,000 chain.
But I’m not not saying it, either.
But I’m not not saying it, either.
Which is appropriate given that many $MELANIA investors will soon look like Garbage Pail Kids.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Which is appropriate given that many $MELANIA investors will soon look like Garbage Pail Kids.
Good for Melania, tbh.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Good for Melania, tbh.
Really cool always being just one dumb idea away from another Great Depression.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Really cool always being just one dumb idea away from another Great Depression.
“Our Core Values:
Joy. We want to be around people that like to have fun. We remain optimistic through the ups and downs, we enjoy the process, and we share in something bigger than ourselves.”
Davey would never have approved this.
Joy. We want to be around people that like to have fun. We remain optimistic through the ups and downs, we enjoy the process, and we share in something bigger than ourselves.”
Davey would never have approved this.
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Our Core Values:
Joy. We want to be around people that like to have fun. We remain optimistic through the ups and downs, we enjoy the process, and we share in something bigger than ourselves.”
Davey would never have approved this.
Joy. We want to be around people that like to have fun. We remain optimistic through the ups and downs, we enjoy the process, and we share in something bigger than ourselves.”
Davey would never have approved this.
Rural customers, eh? Oh well.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rural customers, eh? Oh well.
This is my plan as well when I’m 79, but for my comic book collection and a few boxes of DVDs instead of a multimillion dollar fortune, and the $66K payment will just be a one-time thing instead of paid annually, and it also won’t be $66K.
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is my plan as well when I’m 79, but for my comic book collection and a few boxes of DVDs instead of a multimillion dollar fortune, and the $66K payment will just be a one-time thing instead of paid annually, and it also won’t be $66K.
I don’t know about this new front office strategy of raiding other, better teams and poaching their best minds. Surely there’s something to be said for simply hiring your unemployed friends, never holding any of them accountable and hoping for the best.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don’t know about this new front office strategy of raiding other, better teams and poaching their best minds. Surely there’s something to be said for simply hiring your unemployed friends, never holding any of them accountable and hoping for the best.
Move over, Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Get the fuck out of here, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.
A new holiday classic just dropped.
A new holiday classic just dropped.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Move over, Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Get the fuck out of here, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.
A new holiday classic just dropped.
A new holiday classic just dropped.
Sigh. The entire National Guard is about to be deployed to D.C.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sigh. The entire National Guard is about to be deployed to D.C.
They don’t want you, Kyle. Not really. Otherwise they wouldn’t be quibbling over years or money. But we do. Come back home!
Well…come back to the place you spent a few months back in 2021, in any case. No, not Boston. The other place.
Well…come back to the place you spent a few months back in 2021, in any case. No, not Boston. The other place.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They don’t want you, Kyle. Not really. Otherwise they wouldn’t be quibbling over years or money. But we do. Come back home!
Well…come back to the place you spent a few months back in 2021, in any case. No, not Boston. The other place.
Well…come back to the place you spent a few months back in 2021, in any case. No, not Boston. The other place.
I’ve visited London twice and I’ve watched every episode of Industry, so I’m basically a linguistics expert. There’s room for compromise! Both countries should go with the superior words.
Candy > Sweets.
Nappy > Diaper.
Elevator > Lift.
Flat > Apartment.
Oh, and Cigarette > …well, you know.
Candy > Sweets.
Nappy > Diaper.
Elevator > Lift.
Flat > Apartment.
Oh, and Cigarette > …well, you know.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’ve visited London twice and I’ve watched every episode of Industry, so I’m basically a linguistics expert. There’s room for compromise! Both countries should go with the superior words.
Candy > Sweets.
Nappy > Diaper.
Elevator > Lift.
Flat > Apartment.
Oh, and Cigarette > …well, you know.
Candy > Sweets.
Nappy > Diaper.
Elevator > Lift.
Flat > Apartment.
Oh, and Cigarette > …well, you know.
Jesus Christ, kid…
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jesus Christ, kid…
I feel like part of your job as a parent is talking your kid out of doing something that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
He’s not even running as a “Boomers ruined the world, now it’s up to us, Gen Alpha, to save it!” Greta Thunberg-type candidate. I could respect that. He’s a moderate.
He’s not even running as a “Boomers ruined the world, now it’s up to us, Gen Alpha, to save it!” Greta Thunberg-type candidate. I could respect that. He’s a moderate.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I feel like part of your job as a parent is talking your kid out of doing something that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
He’s not even running as a “Boomers ruined the world, now it’s up to us, Gen Alpha, to save it!” Greta Thunberg-type candidate. I could respect that. He’s a moderate.
He’s not even running as a “Boomers ruined the world, now it’s up to us, Gen Alpha, to save it!” Greta Thunberg-type candidate. I could respect that. He’s a moderate.
Being pro-hand dryer used to be a believably conservative position.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Being pro-hand dryer used to be a believably conservative position.
This is how a good joke becomes a great joke.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is how a good joke becomes a great joke.
Everyone in this cursed family dies young except for the 71 year-old who eats roadkill and doesn’t believe in vaccines. Death has a weird sense of humor.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Everyone in this cursed family dies young except for the 71 year-old who eats roadkill and doesn’t believe in vaccines. Death has a weird sense of humor.
Society has been doing this social media thing for quite a while now. People should be able to recognize a bit when they see one.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Society has been doing this social media thing for quite a while now. People should be able to recognize a bit when they see one.
“Say, before we traded our former first round pick with top-of-the-rotation potential and four years of control left, did anyone think to ask him how his arm is feeling?” - Mike Elias, nervously
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Say, before we traded our former first round pick with top-of-the-rotation potential and four years of control left, did anyone think to ask him how his arm is feeling?” - Mike Elias, nervously
I don’t know whether to admire or be annoyed by this guy trying to elevate what is likely an incredibly shitty low-budget public domain horror film into something grand.
I mean, James Cameron’s first film was Piranha II: The Spawning. All you have to do is hit a single, not a home run.
I mean, James Cameron’s first film was Piranha II: The Spawning. All you have to do is hit a single, not a home run.
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don’t know whether to admire or be annoyed by this guy trying to elevate what is likely an incredibly shitty low-budget public domain horror film into something grand.
I mean, James Cameron’s first film was Piranha II: The Spawning. All you have to do is hit a single, not a home run.
I mean, James Cameron’s first film was Piranha II: The Spawning. All you have to do is hit a single, not a home run.
We never should have left.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We never should have left.