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He ain’t heavy, he’s my broseph.
This is the nightmare that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friends
Some people started laboring
Not knowing what it was
And we continue laboring forever just because
September 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Charlie Kirk is dead? So anyways… release the Epstein Files!
September 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Is there a mic on Ava’s toothbrush??? #bb27
August 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Rylie to Katherine: Katherine, I fucking swear to God I will wear Julie Chen Moonves face to the fucking eviction ceremony if you command it. Katherine, I will fucking do that for you. Katherine, my body is yours to use as a weapon to guarantee you win this fucking game. I am ready to die. #bb27
August 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Someone with the initials NOEM at Cocktails Too in Watertown, SD has set an impossible to beat score on their Big Mutt Hunter arcade machine.
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That Kristi Noem’s initials spell KLAN is truly a gift from the comic gods.
July 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Maybe the real Antichrist was the policies we made along the way.
July 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Andor is GOATED! Easily the best Star Wars since the OT(Im including R1) and it’s not even close. It’s bigger than just SW, it’s one of the best TV shows of the decade period. It feels important, like it has a purpose beyond just being entertainment. Disney, please take note.
June 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Does a fun part of the internet still exist anywhere?
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why is iCloud on Windows such utter dog shit? The friction doesn’t make we want to switch to a Mac, it makes me want to completely abandon the Apple ecosystem.
May 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its McDonalds Order
March 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m no longer available to work on snow days—if my car can’t make it in, neither can I. I no longer think the internet gives more than it takes, and I’m tired of forfeiting the little pleasures in life.
January 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I call it “Hope Scrolling.” It’s not the opposite of Doom Scrolling, but the act of mindlessly scrolling, hoping that someday something will leap out & give you that a-ha moment, the entry point into what will fill your life with purpose & meaning. Yet, no matter how long you scroll, it never comes.
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The iOS App Library epitomizes everything wrong with Apples approach: absolute totalitarian control over something so trivial, yet failing to execute well enough to justify that level of control. Why is Apples own Podcast app categorized under Health & Fitness? Nobody at Apple thinks this is weird?
December 21, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Drive-thru workers of the world, Apple Pay is supposed to be contactless, please don’t ask to hold my phone.
December 20, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The choreographed dance they broke out into immediately after this was actually pretty impressive.
December 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
December 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Reskeet if ur so so sleepy
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 AM
If Bluesky adopts the Threads style vague, zero-context engagement bait, I’m just going to quit all social media forever.
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM