This is the nightmare that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friends
Some people started laboring
Not knowing what it was
And we continue laboring forever just because

Charlie Kirk is dead? So anyways… release the Epstein Files!

Is there a mic on Ava’s toothbrush??? #bb27

Rylie to Katherine: Katherine, I fucking swear to God I will wear Julie Chen Moonves face to the fucking eviction ceremony if you command it. Katherine, I will fucking do that for you. Katherine, my body is yours to use as a weapon to guarantee you win this fucking game. I am ready to die. #bb27

Someone with the initials NOEM at Cocktails Too in Watertown, SD has set an impossible to beat score on their Big Mutt Hunter arcade machine.

That Kristi Noem’s initials spell KLAN is truly a gift from the comic gods.

Maybe the real Antichrist was the policies we made along the way.

Andor is GOATED! Easily the best Star Wars since the OT(Im including R1) and it’s not even close. It’s bigger than just SW, it’s one of the best TV shows of the decade period. It feels important, like it has a purpose beyond just being entertainment. Disney, please take note.

Does a fun part of the internet still exist anywhere?

Why is iCloud on Windows such utter dog shit? The friction doesn’t make we want to switch to a Mac, it makes me want to completely abandon the Apple ecosystem.

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its McDonalds Order

I’m no longer available to work on snow days—if my car can’t make it in, neither can I. I no longer think the internet gives more than it takes, and I’m tired of forfeiting the little pleasures in life.

I call it “Hope Scrolling.” It’s not the opposite of Doom Scrolling, but the act of mindlessly scrolling, hoping that someday something will leap out & give you that a-ha moment, the entry point into what will fill your life with purpose & meaning. Yet, no matter how long you scroll, it never comes.

The iOS App Library epitomizes everything wrong with Apples approach: absolute totalitarian control over something so trivial, yet failing to execute well enough to justify that level of control. Why is Apples own Podcast app categorized under Health & Fitness? Nobody at Apple thinks this is weird?

Drive-thru workers of the world, Apple Pay is supposed to be contactless, please don’t ask to hold my phone.

The choreographed dance they broke out into immediately after this was actually pretty impressive.

#healthcare #insurance #unitedhealthcare

Reskeet if ur so so sleepy

If Bluesky adopts the Threads style vague, zero-context engagement bait, I’m just going to quit all social media forever.