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Jonny Five

@deadandgoated.bsky.social

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Fictional robot. Proud hater of bozos.

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · Aug 25

Look at this greedy chonk. I love him

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 3h

trump not being confident in his ability to pronounce Andy Ngo's name is the real price of him dodging the draft. to this day my grandpa orders in a perfect vietnamese accent. i never have the heart to tell him we're at an indian restaurant, but still

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

There was never a war in Gaza

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 3h

Nobody is as smart as you Patrick. You're the goodest smartest boi who knows what others could only hope to. Oh wait, no youre not, you're a sanctimonious wad

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 4h

Its pronounced "Worksteer"

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 4h

The US has broken almost every single deal it ever made.

That they are the leaders of the world is why we are doomed

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 4h

There will never be freedom for Palestine as long as Israel exists

Some choose to hope on

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 4h

Im dying at the mountain hike

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 5h

Its about materially supporting an unimaginably wealthy ogre who uses those funds to target people.

Dismissing it as being about "offense" means that you're being intentionally obtuse

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CUPW @cupwsttp.bsky.social · 9d

What We Are Fighting For

https://www.cupw.ca/en/what-we-are-fighting

#SupportCUPW #canlab #cdnpoli @CanadianLabour

What We Are Fighting For

Last Thursday's announcement from the Minister responsible for Canada Post, Joël Lightbound, was just the latest in a series of attacks from the Federal Government and Canada Post since bargaining started almost two years ago. It's clear: our fight is f...

www.cupw.ca

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Great Depression (nightcore remix) @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 12h

It's tempting to treat "the American right is a death cult" as rhetorical hyperbole, but when you look at e.g. their enthusiasm for executing people who are *clearly* innocent, no actually these people really do just worship and revel in death and murder

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, but didn't you know? That's their own fault for picking the wrong slogan.

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 6h

I personally believe that NY losing a championship means the mayor should be subject to a public execution

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IDF Hannibal Brigade @hannibalbrigade.biz · 6h

This quote below is what they’re doing right now with their continued bombing of Gaza

IDF Hannibal Brigade @hannibalbrigade.biz · 5d

And here’s the comments.

“Kill as many Gazans there as possible before Trump officially stops us”

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 6h

Worth it

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 12h

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Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 6h

This it.

This is the alt-Right boomerang

This is Matt Furie's revenge made manifest.

It's the Pepe Redemption

Theodore Painsworth says Free Link @itty53.bsky.social · 8h

gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October:

- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 6h

I think we're about to get a YP majority, unfortunately

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 6h

This is all I can see when I look at her

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 7h

Its Israel.

What do you think the Nakba was? A Palestinian vacation?

Fucking freak

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 7h

No one asked you for your ignorant comments, either, Sheila, but here the fuck you are

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 7h

The passage of time is a commie plot

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 8h

What do you mean?

Is this not a social democratic paradise we live in?

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 8h

There's a Nightmare Before Christmas joke in here somewhere, but damned if I'm going to find it

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 8h

Currently in a hotel room that smells of wet dog and septic pump out.

God I love the highway

Jonny Five @deadandgoated.bsky.social · 9h

Give me that username.

You can have it back when you learn to behave