"You might well be 'one of Christianity's greatest theologians and a Saint' but I am still not going to, as it was so delightfully phrased, 'just fucking floor it'"

"Steve Bruce returns"

Have you read any of them?

Also - given that the post is written in English is noticeable that the picture is taken on the continent as they're on the right. We have very few cycle lanes like that in the UK.

Honestly, the stupidest idea.

Also: what if the lady is hungry?
She can't have a proper meal?

Fucking morons.

Having worked as both chef and waiter, I can't imagine the shit if you turned up at a couple's table with two plates of (e.g.) fish and chips, costing the same, one smaller than the other, and handed the small one to a lass with the words "ladies portion".

That's rubbish - I hope it improves over the next couple of days

Can someone please supply an original image source?

"What ****ing tool?"
"This ****ing tool"

I mean, what's not Christmassy about braying someone round the head with a couple of pool balls in a sock?

(water in the fuel, so every couple of weeks use the thing would be taken apart and rebuilt - 6 months on the boat...)

They are beautiful birds - Very squawky, but surprisingly nice detail on them.