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Watching sports on tv is mostly watching people say “fuck” in slow motion.
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Watching sports on tv is mostly watching people say “fuck” in slow motion.
let they who are without cringe cast the first comment
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
let they who are without cringe cast the first comment
This game has more innings than the Finnish phonebook.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
This game has more innings than the Finnish phonebook.
I literally did this once at an miserable office job I had.
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I literally did this once at an miserable office job I had.
Broke: AI actress
Woke: AI mime
Woke: AI mime
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Broke: AI actress
Woke: AI mime
Woke: AI mime
Ingredients: Corn
September 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ingredients: Corn
Turns out every who is a boss of any kind is a nazi.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Turns out every who is a boss of any kind is a nazi.
The first diet coke after a 1 day break from diet coke really hits.
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The first diet coke after a 1 day break from diet coke really hits.
There’s too many new kinds of shoes. Van & Doc Martens. That’s all we need.
September 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There’s too many new kinds of shoes. Van & Doc Martens. That’s all we need.
If you're not sad at all then that's sad.
August 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
If you're not sad at all then that's sad.
What’s going on with my “clowns” and in some cases, “mimes”
July 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What’s going on with my “clowns” and in some cases, “mimes”
My spool of floss is never ending.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My spool of floss is never ending.
Level 1 improv teacher referring to improv as the Dart Arts.
July 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Level 1 improv teacher referring to improv as the Dart Arts.
There’s a new baby in my building which means I’m it’s first annoying white neighbor.
July 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
There’s a new baby in my building which means I’m it’s first annoying white neighbor.
Don’t worry. The next Second City main stage show title will be so filled with puns that no nazi will dare show their face.
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Don’t worry. The next Second City main stage show title will be so filled with puns that no nazi will dare show their face.
Some good ol’ fashioned midwestern satire can fix all of this.
July 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Some good ol’ fashioned midwestern satire can fix all of this.
Propaganda sent straight from a government agency to my inbox.
July 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Propaganda sent straight from a government agency to my inbox.
Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
June 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.
What the hell is a “wearable”? Also, don’t tell me. And, Im not ever going to wear one.
June 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What the hell is a “wearable”? Also, don’t tell me. And, Im not ever going to wear one.
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
If you get hit with a rubber bullet I can help you by making out with you.
June 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If you get hit with a rubber bullet I can help you by making out with you.
Nothing a big talent show can't fix.
June 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nothing a big talent show can't fix.
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As an older person that still does improv, I'm ok with constantly being pimped out to play an old creep in every scene because, honestly, I need the reps. It's hard out here.
June 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
As an older person that still does improv, I'm ok with constantly being pimped out to play an old creep in every scene because, honestly, I need the reps. It's hard out here.