Dr Maya Angeboobs
@deathbysexy.bsky.social
Houston sports and dead celebrity jokes. That’s the gist of it.
First, “forward thinking” and media don’t belong together. ‘Think like me or you’re a dinosaur’ is hardly approachable. Lastly, the ‘we got our ass handed to us but don’t worry we’re still right if not for this statistical esoteric quirk’ is a weird strategy.
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
First, “forward thinking” and media don’t belong together. ‘Think like me or you’re a dinosaur’ is hardly approachable. Lastly, the ‘we got our ass handed to us but don’t worry we’re still right if not for this statistical esoteric quirk’ is a weird strategy.
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Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Hi friends!
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.
The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.
Looks like John Goodman crawling out of a hot tub
i will buy out an entire theater if i can just get a guy who looks like this on screen
November 15, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Looks like John Goodman crawling out of a hot tub
One of the more off-putting parts about BlueSky is the incessant parade of self-congratulatory tweets about moving to BlueSky. Again, this place has to be more than “hey aren’t we all like so much more evolved than Twitter” for people to stay.
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 AM
One of the more off-putting parts about BlueSky is the incessant parade of self-congratulatory tweets about moving to BlueSky. Again, this place has to be more than “hey aren’t we all like so much more evolved than Twitter” for people to stay.
Me: (cracks a sarcastic joke)
Healthy emotional responses to life’s challenges:
Healthy emotional responses to life’s challenges:
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Me: (cracks a sarcastic joke)
Healthy emotional responses to life’s challenges:
Healthy emotional responses to life’s challenges:
Are we allowed to make a joke about how this place encourages handling invalids?
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Are we allowed to make a joke about how this place encourages handling invalids?
The Texans are handling the Lions. Which means the #SNF halftime show naturally was a 10-minute PR campaign for the Chiefs. Hate you, Kermit.
November 11, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The Texans are handling the Lions. Which means the #SNF halftime show naturally was a 10-minute PR campaign for the Chiefs. Hate you, Kermit.
Stroud had a lane. That was a drive that needed to end in a TD.
November 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Stroud had a lane. That was a drive that needed to end in a TD.
I’m back and forth between Twitter and here. Twitter is…well, Twitter. But it still seems that the limiting factor for this place is that they’re still stuck on talking about Twitter.
November 10, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I’m back and forth between Twitter and here. Twitter is…well, Twitter. But it still seems that the limiting factor for this place is that they’re still stuck on talking about Twitter.
Oh the Cowboys are bad?
November 10, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Oh the Cowboys are bad?
Rogggggits Win!!!!
November 10, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Rogggggits Win!!!!
I mean it usually is
November 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I mean it usually is
I wish this place was less about Elon.
December 22, 2023 at 6:04 PM
I wish this place was less about Elon.
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Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
December 22, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
I kinda feel like this is the most accurate representation of…stuff.
November 18, 2023 at 9:28 PM
I kinda feel like this is the most accurate representation of…stuff.
I’m just glad…*sniffles*…both…*sniffles*….teams had fun. *tosses self into traffic*
October 24, 2023 at 4:48 AM
I’m just glad…*sniffles*…both…*sniffles*….teams had fun. *tosses self into traffic*
Oz…we need to talk.
October 22, 2023 at 7:24 AM
Oz…we need to talk.
My baseball team is better than yours.
October 21, 2023 at 3:05 AM
My baseball team is better than yours.
Say what you will, but none of the Children of the Corn have a gluten sensitivity.
October 9, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Say what you will, but none of the Children of the Corn have a gluten sensitivity.
Chihuahuas support Hamas. Pass it on.
October 8, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Chihuahuas support Hamas. Pass it on.
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Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
October 6, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is
