Death Cab for Tootie
@deathcabfortootie.bsky.social
I'm here for the car pranks
To be fair I counted two crossfit pull-ups which equals....zero fuckin pull-ups get this sentient reverse squeeze box the fuck outta here
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
To be fair I counted two crossfit pull-ups which equals....zero fuckin pull-ups get this sentient reverse squeeze box the fuck outta here
Ty for reminding me to find & watch again, just a tight, hysterical movie from start to finish
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ty for reminding me to find & watch again, just a tight, hysterical movie from start to finish
The joke is funny AF but I'm giggling like a moron imagining what one must do to be named a "blue sky power user". I suspect receiving electroshock therapy is involved in the process
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The joke is funny AF but I'm giggling like a moron imagining what one must do to be named a "blue sky power user". I suspect receiving electroshock therapy is involved in the process
*a bluesky scold wanders in* you shouldn't joke about smoking
**Jan 6 2028 begins**
**Jan 6 2028 begins**
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*a bluesky scold wanders in* you shouldn't joke about smoking
**Jan 6 2028 begins**
**Jan 6 2028 begins**
100% got hosed, saw an exploit played by the casino's agreed upon rules, then they dont pay because they've got more lawyers than he does
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
100% got hosed, saw an exploit played by the casino's agreed upon rules, then they dont pay because they've got more lawyers than he does
Killing Them Softly
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Killing Them Softly
Not beating the charges that isnt a hold steady lyric
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Not beating the charges that isnt a hold steady lyric