Death Cab for Tootie
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I'm here for the car pranks
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Lol incredible
more like she’s not gonna Habba job anymore
Habba's decision comes as the Justice Department has lost a string of court cases ruling that U.S. attorneys have not been appointed legally, including in Nevada, California and Virginia. n.pr/4iO8dV5
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lol incredible
No notes 10/10 lol
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No notes 10/10 lol
Whaaaaa???? Insane!!!
[NFL] Christian Benford makes an incredible play to intercept Joe Burrow for a 67-yard Pick-6! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Whaaaaa???? Insane!!!
Schmitt, an unrepentant white nationalist, absolutely steamrolls GS. The extent of his pushback is "you *really*dont know about the pardon??"
Shameful
Shameful
i think a lot of what's wrong with american politics and media comes down to liberals not realizing that eric schmitt is smarter than george stephanopoulos here and that is not a joke.
if you let a man lie and BS like this to your face, you are being outsmarted; hes getting something and you arent.
if you let a man lie and BS like this to your face, you are being outsmarted; hes getting something and you arent.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support the pardon of the former Honduran president?
SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances
S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news
SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances
S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news
SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Schmitt, an unrepentant white nationalist, absolutely steamrolls GS. The extent of his pushback is "you *really*dont know about the pardon??"
Shameful
Shameful
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
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This is straight up Stormfront-level racism from an elected official.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is straight up Stormfront-level racism from an elected official.
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Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Holy shit, I’m rewatching, and just caught this. Can’t believe they missed it
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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a real tell in all of this is that the trans instructor wasn't alone in trashing this essay! a whole other person also said they agreed completely that it sucked. but as far as i can tell only the trans person is getting punished. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e...
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
a real tell in all of this is that the trans instructor wasn't alone in trashing this essay! a whole other person also said they agreed completely that it sucked. but as far as i can tell only the trans person is getting punished. www.oklahoman.com/story/news/e...
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Treb is right, it does rock!
this fucking rocks baby
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Treb is right, it does rock!
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
The government is crushing us all, AI will drive the economy off a cliff, but we still have the beauty of BIG GUY TOUCHDOWNS
Tristan Wirfs is eligible. Tristan Wirfs is in the end zone for the first time in his career.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The government is crushing us all, AI will drive the economy off a cliff, but we still have the beauty of BIG GUY TOUCHDOWNS
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity