Pretty sure this is the plot of Help!

Hard like. Sometimes good things happen to good people. We know it’s rare, but not impossible.

This isn’t a confession, it’s a testament to the power of books. 👏🏻

If only there was someone wildly inconsistent we could ask, like Anthony Horowitz.

Just rewatched the first ten minutes. Every shot is so beautiful. Jeanne Dielman has nothing on it.

Hmmmmmm.

Mais non, c’est l’homme avec les cheveux rouge qui trouve le magasin. Qu'il n'a jamais visité.

I think I said these exact words to that dude in Brussels who showed us round the flat.

I wonder if she knows about him. She would probably recognise Paul Buchanan in the street, so it’s not as crazy as it sounds. I think they’d have a conversation in which they found common ground, but then T would eat a nacho or something.