Polly will only sleep in the kitty bed if it is free of other cat smells - thus, the ever-changing liners of dirty sweatshirts

What?

We've been watching a lot of #Dropout shows lately, so my brother and I will now only address Alexa to turn off the lights using weird #improv prompts: tonight- as if you were a boy scout troop lost in the woods. Verdict: Alexa turned the lights off.

Excellent camouflage against a knitted afghan.

No, I think *you* are confused. This clean laundry*is* my kitty bed.

Do we sleep in baskets of dirty laundry? We do not. We only deposit furs on the clean laundry that is devoid of cat hairs - we are doing you a favor.
#cat #catsofbluesky #oldcat

I never post on social media because it has been such a horrifying "what-if-some-assholes-dox-me" nightmare for the last 10 years. But maybe I'll just post pictures of my 16-year-old cat looking like a doofus here for my own edification
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#cat