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Chudwick DeBoatercycle
@deboatercycle.bsky.social
he/him honk honk
chief bro of the take-it-easy pals
yeah I'm the guy from the viral "goofed up from the toofs up" video

don't worry I'm a journalist
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Pathfinder 2E Starter Kit for free dollars and no cents:

character builder: pathbuilder2e.com
rules reference and GM screen: pf2etools.com
online tabletop: roll20.net
character creator: www.heroforge.com
token maker: rolladvantage.com/tokenstamp/ (^screenshot heroforge creation and make it a token)
happy bowl to those who brate
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
establishment democrats are the customer service reps between us and fascism. they are on fascism's side but trying to placate us with fake anger and fake reforms. they can eat shit.
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
(kurtis connor with hook hands) FOLKS, *clank*
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
ok I'll bite: who is miss turbiste? is she hot?
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
was intending to freeze a slice of grammy when I got home to have next year but I ate the whole thing on the ride home :(
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
see that's his name
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
whoa your vtube avatar is a little anime girl with heterochromia that's so cool, I've never seen that
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
chuck schumer's job isn't to serve the american people. it's to make mrs. bailey cum every night in his imagination. and lemme tell you, mr. bailey can't even get hard without a gestapo of some kind running around terrorizing people
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 AM
obama BLASTS trump with a strongly-worded letter

alex pretti was killed in an ice-involved shooting

politician EVISCERATES politician

citizen's life unfortunately lost during the course of regular police duties

fuck the news
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 AM
proud of our democratic leaders for answering the call and resuming their campaign of soft-parenting the president via press conferences
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
man fuck this
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVrD...

my brain keeps saying lines from this on a loop
Something Terribly Offensive (animated for The Minute Hour)
YouTube video by Drue Langlois
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
practicing as hard as I can to be the new van player in clown core
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
when did "again," become an "um,"
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
BREAKING: Rioters are now tying AGENTS' SHOELACES TOGETHER and then running away to make them TRIP AND POOP THEIR PANTS when they're attempting to make arrests.

This is DISGUSTING.

These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much.
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 AM
my heart goes out to brian gamer dilbert on his uncle's sudden and tragic passing
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
to deal with a disgruntled populace you merely have to gruntle them. gently gruntle them until they aren't that way anymore
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
if you make a link open in a new tab when I just left-click it, go fuck yourself. dumbest feature that could possibly exist. middle click is for that, if I didn't middle-click it, I didn't want a new tab, I now have to go close the previous tab, every time I want to use your stupid fucking website
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
elon is spending billions on a robot to make him popular on early 2000s 4chan because he's so shitty at videogames he can't even pretend to be a hobbyist

it's the most pathetic thing possible, it's painful to fathom the depths of failure, the worthlessness of who he is at a core level
January 2, 2026 at 9:27 AM
please
yeah I'm not making it to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
gonna start making ai pray with me
December 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
fred schneider regular speaking voice -ai
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ohhhh, the art they stole wasn't supposed to end up in the final product, I guess it's okay then
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
at school in a computer class, this kid who used the same machine before me would never log out, so one time I changed his desktop wallpaper to goatse as a little prank

didn't know he was in a super religious family, he got so upset I had to do menial labor for 2 afternoons to avoid expulsion. lmao
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
finally in an america where I don't have to apologize for clogging the toilet
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM