Thank you!! One is exasperated and one is horny!

Sonic used to sell a "Chicago Dog" and a "NY Dog". I miss the Chicago Dog. It was vinegary from the pickle and mustard and not sweet and I miss it

Panda Express used to have really good "chow mein". The noodles were mostly dry albeit greasy and they had kind of a chewy texture. Idk what changed, but the chow mein is a wet sloppy mess now and call me a puritan, but I miss the dry noods

I like the commercials about upcoming movies and theater specials, but not the commercials about car insurance

sort of an Uno-Reverse tactic for bizzaro world beliefs

"I'm not dying"

thank you for saying this

assuming sentient buffalo sauce, of course