Good earplugs, fidget toys, harmonica, travel sewing kit, travel first aid kit

Do you know why wild turkeys go for cars? I worked up in the mountains and I could tell that they were wildly intelligent…but they seemed to focus that intelligence on attacking the car more often than one would think. I’m like “I don’t eat meat, please stop trying to make me run over you!”

Oh no you’re right it’s really embarrassing that I didn’t catch that 😅 excuse me while I go delete my endorsement of a product I know nothing about. Oh that’s embarrassing as hell

Dude I manually added a shortcut for this so that [redacted] becomes “like” because I am not about to put that into the world. Why isn’t it automatic?!?

The internet is a net positive specifically due to the existence of these videos

YEEEAAAAH BABY!!!!!!!!

…discontinued IKEA toilet seat?

I didn’t know that! You learn something new every day. Thank you!

She won’t always be a work friend but if you become outside friends that relationship can grow and last far longer than a job! Trust yourself! If you think you could have a good outside friendship, give it a try 💛

Get Sick On The First Day Of Summer Break Syndrome

You know this isn’t true, so why say it?

My Japanese is NOT GREAT because my dad never bothered to learn a single word and got huffy when we spoke it to each other because he thought we were gossiping about him. Loser.

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, LET CORY BOOKER GO PAST YOU. HE REALLY NEEDS TO GO. IT'S VERY URGENT

I remember watching the coyote and roadrunner cartoons at my grandparents’ house as a kid and laughing so hard I thought I might die. I couldn’t catch my breath, my stomach was cramping, and I couldn’t see because I was crying with laughter. I haven’t watched since then and I might have to!