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【 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶,

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥

𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥

𝘕𝘰,
𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭
𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳
𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 】
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I don't want a lot for Christmas....... There is just one thing I need............. I don't care about the presents.. underneath the Christmas tree....

I just want you for my own....... More than you could ever know................. Make my wish come true.....

All I want for Christmas is you🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
THE SMILK BREAD. THEY'RE ALL YAPPING.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
THE BREAD IS MULTIPLYING!
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He's being kneaded... He's never recovering.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
MORPHING INTO BREAD. NOOOOOO.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“ WHA — ”

HE'S BEING ATTACKED. SQUIRMING
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
" This wasn't on the script! "

Looks at the imaginary camera. SMILK STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
" Did you just lick my hair? "
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What is his problem indeed! He's trying no to laugh.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
" Ohhh, I see. Carry on then! "

Humming. Letting him do whatever tf he wants.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
" What are you doing? "

The ahoge. It wiggles! Glancing at him and raising a brow.
" Mrowr. "

Batting at the ahoge like some weird ahh cat. What IS his problem!!
" I can't even think of a joke to say! That's how much of a headache I have. "

Loooong sigh. Ahoge goes speeeeen. Leaning against him a bit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
" I can't even think of a joke to say! That's how much of a headache I have. "

Loooong sigh. Ahoge goes speeeeen. Leaning against him a bit.
" My brain also hurts. "

Twirling a finger around the silly little ahoge. Speeeeeen.
" Uagh, my brain huuuurrrrrrrrrrrts! That was WAY too much thinking. "

Rubbing at his eyes. His silly little ahoge is twitching from the smooch. Squeaks.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
" Uagh, my brain huuuurrrrrrrrrrrts! That was WAY too much thinking. "

Rubbing at his eyes. His silly little ahoge is twitching from the smooch. Squeaks.
" Oh, poor thing. "

Sneaky little smooch on the top of the head. Woah. That's gay.
" . . . "

Eye twitch. The eyes in his hair look DISTRAUGHT.

Clearing his throat, sitting crisscrossed.

" Let's! "
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
" . . . "

Eye twitch. The eyes in his hair look DISTRAUGHT.

Clearing his throat, sitting crisscrossed.

" Let's! "
" Maybe we should drop the topic... "

Flinching at the sound of the book crashing into something.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Throwing the book across the room. He is STRESSED OUT.
" The keyhole is interesting... it's like it is hiding a scar or it's just for show. "

Itching his head. Now, he made himself confused.
He is opening a portal, pulling a book out. It's a picture album! Flipping through many.. many pages.

" I only remember already being the fount. That is all I remember. "
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
He is opening a portal, pulling a book out. It's a picture album! Flipping through many.. many pages.

" I only remember already being the fount. That is all I remember. "
" Just barely. "

Now, he's having an existential crisis. Frog blink.

" Although.... I cannot remember anything after that. "
” What..? ”

Oh god, his existential crisis is getting worse. Wide eyed, Smilk looks distraught.

“ You have memories of that? ”
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
” What..? ”

Oh god, his existential crisis is getting worse. Wide eyed, Smilk looks distraught.

“ You have memories of that? ”
" It is a possibility. "

SSalt, stop making the Smilk have an existential crisis.

" I had to like... learn how to swing a sword? I mean... I wasn't just made to be a commander. I had to go through training? "
“ I... ”

He is getting up to pace back and forth. Eyes narrowed, brows furrowed. He is in thought.

“ For me, I only ever remember being an adult already. False memories.. blacked out memories... ? ”
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“ I... ”

He is getting up to pace back and forth. Eyes narrowed, brows furrowed. He is in thought.

“ For me, I only ever remember being an adult already. False memories.. blacked out memories... ? ”
" But I suppose there is a possibility of false memories. "

Itchy itchy.

" But we had to? Right? It would be weird being made as an adult already. "
“ ? ”

Now he's stumped. Pulling his hands back to think.

“ Maybe? Perhaps? I really can't say, because I don't even remember. ”
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“ ? ”

Now he's stumped. Pulling his hands back to think.

“ Maybe? Perhaps? I really can't say, because I don't even remember. ”
" I used to. As a kid??? Did we even have childhoods. "

Itching his face. The phantom urge to peel it off does remain.
That is terrifying info to learn.
He's reaching to cup his face.

“ You wouldn't really do that would you? ”
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
That is terrifying info to learn.
He's reaching to cup his face.

“ You wouldn't really do that would you? ”
" I will quite literally shed my face again. "

WHAT!!! Oh yeah, moth caterpillars do shed their face. Take that information lmao.
“ Head fuzzy? Well, you are a möff! ”

He's absolutely bullying the silly old man. He is absolutely devious.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“ Head fuzzy? Well, you are a möff! ”

He's absolutely bullying the silly old man. He is absolutely devious.
" head fuzzy... "

Be nice to the emotional stunted old man. He is still trying to express things </3.
Stifling a giggle. Scooting closer to rest his head on him. Purring at him? Smilk be nice.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Stifling a giggle. Scooting closer to rest his head on him. Purring at him? Smilk be nice.
" ooooooooouh.... "

He wishes he still had the neck fuzz so he could hide his face. Squeaking.
" Hm? What are you talking about? "

Batting his silly lashes, tilting his head to the side.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
" Hm? What are you talking about? "

Batting his silly lashes, tilting his head to the side.
Give him a moment to process things. He got caught off guard.

" hooooney?? Meeeee? "
Peeking at him with a little innocent look on his face. Face in hands and kicking his feet. Absolutely trying not to giggle.

" Hmm? "
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM