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September 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Happy to report that after dropping my $15/day budget to a meager $10/day, I am actually going to end the year with less than $500 in my savings.

Yep, I somehow actually lost money working here. At least I only have one week left.
I crunched the numbers, I'm gonna end the year with $3,676 in savings.

That's with my $15/day budget for food, clothes, amenities, entertainment, all of it. And it's not including surprise expenses, car maintenance, nor Buhurt.

Time to search for a new job 😭
September 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Look, I know we fought a whole war over two hundred years ago so that we "didn't" have to think about the British monarchy again...but damn, The Crown is a really good show so far and I'm continually impressed with its writing.
a woman wearing a tiara and a blue sash around her waist
ALT: a woman wearing a tiara and a blue sash around her waist
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
August 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Soooo when are all y'all Second Amendment worshippers planning on rising up against a tyrannical government? It's only the one thing you've all been using to justify your existence since the 70s.

Or is it only a tyrannical government when they come after YOU?
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Taking another stab at my Skaven Blood Bowl team, and I am muuuuch happier with how this test model turned out ❤️❤️❤️
July 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Taking myself out on a date. Let's see if this is as good people are saying!
July 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I fucking dare someone to say that "It's okay that Trump rapes little girls as long as this country doesn't go to the Democrats" within earshot of me.
The people who have spent 8 years+ screaming that their political opponents are pdf files now saying "sure it's looking like Trump probably is one, but let's forgive and move on"
July 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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My new campaign is the “make ICE agents so demoralized they quit” campaign.
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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kind of funny that americans think that once you become mayor, you can just enact sharia law. like zero understanding of the legislative process. just raise your hand and say "ok it's sharia time now"
June 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I hope Bo Burnham is having a good day today.
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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🚀💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Again
June 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
June 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I HAVE MORE.

SAM WITWER AS GIDEON FUCKING RAVENOR.

He's got the look and on-camera acting chops to do Ravenor pre-barbecue, and Lord knows he's got the voice acting experience to play Professor X Ravenor in seasons 4-9 of an Inquisitor show.
June 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Fight the Empire.
June 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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June 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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by @waltermasterson
June 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In order to bypass their executive dysfunction, I propose that Patrick Rothfuss and George R.R. Martin swap book series. Martin wraps up the Kingkiller Chronicles, and Rothfuss wraps up A Song of Ice and Fire. I will not take any questions at this time.
May 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Haha get fucked
NEWS: A federal court just invalidated Trump’s ”Liberation Day" tariffs, ruling he exceeded his authority under IEEPA. The court said Trump can’t bypass Congress to set trade policy and that these tariffs are unconstitutional and void.
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I've always been kind of a garbage painter, but hey, at least I'm doing it again!

Behold, my test model for my Skaven Blood Bowl team: the Glockendorf Bell-Ringers ⚔️⚔️⚔️
May 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM