Got to look in a different place

I think you should try a few more before you judge all tall girlies unfairly

Get a tall girlfriend.

Worked for me.

Yes this has to be carried out by secret sect of post-apocalyptic trans priestesses, naked but for a flat cap and ceremonial roll-up

We'll bury you in the middle of the very last one, with all the trappings of your earthly love and beauty, and collapse the tower in on top of you to make a cairn

Yeah twitter was wild, I'm sure it's calmed down now

😊😊😊

Yeah, I'm guessing they don't have stores over there 😞

Your glasses are on your head, babe

Can't wake someone who's pretending to sleep or whatever bullshit

Isn't this a synopsis of Louis Therouxi's career?

Apart from the debate bit.

Swear to god he needs to answer for mainstreaming mad American racists in the name of a BBC journalistic safari

And that Ronson. He peaked when he was Frank Sidebottom's driver

Yeah, it's a messed up world Stew, and we got here by being told that better things aren't possible and we just have to take our lumps and get on, because it could always be worse, apparently

You may have rationalised that as pragmatic, but it's just fatalistic nihilism for daft twats

This is the same sort of talk my dad would use for justifying why he beat me with his hands and didn't use the slipper or the belt like he got.

Using the idea of everything being worse to justify what was happening to me, never once questioning why he was beating me in the first place

And yeah, you are a daft twat.

This is the same sort of talk my dad would use for justifying why he beat me with his hands and didn't use the slipper or the belt like he got.

Using the idea of everything being worse to justify what was happening to me, never once questioning why he was beating me in the first place