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My dog’s face when I told him he can’t have Nutella. This shit will kill you, idiot…I’m doing you a favour
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My dog’s face when I told him he can’t have Nutella. This shit will kill you, idiot…I’m doing you a favour
“Excuse me human I noticed you’re eating dried mangoes by yourself and I just want you to know that I can keep you company with the very affordable price of one (1) slice of mango”
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“Excuse me human I noticed you’re eating dried mangoes by yourself and I just want you to know that I can keep you company with the very affordable price of one (1) slice of mango”
It’s so annoying how photogenic he is
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s so annoying how photogenic he is
I’ve been out socializing all day and I’m dead tired, but when I picked Milo up from daycare the staff said that he was very sweet and gave everyone - including other dogs - kisses 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’ve been out socializing all day and I’m dead tired, but when I picked Milo up from daycare the staff said that he was very sweet and gave everyone - including other dogs - kisses 🥰
Dogs typically like to stick their heads out of the window when they’re in a car. My dog likes to shove his head into tiny crevasses and look dumber than he usually does
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dogs typically like to stick their heads out of the window when they’re in a car. My dog likes to shove his head into tiny crevasses and look dumber than he usually does
Why do you look like that
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why do you look like that
Captain Floof reporting for duty
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Captain Floof reporting for duty
He thinks he’s one of the presents
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
He thinks he’s one of the presents
Milo hardly ever pays attention when I have the TV on but he seems very invested in Unlimited Love. The power of Engfa Waraha and Charlotte Austin…#englot
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Milo hardly ever pays attention when I have the TV on but he seems very invested in Unlimited Love. The power of Engfa Waraha and Charlotte Austin…#englot
You can almost hear the dial up modem noise playing in his head
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You can almost hear the dial up modem noise playing in his head
I’m trying to watch the new Knives Out movie but the cheese mongrel demands his daily offering
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m trying to watch the new Knives Out movie but the cheese mongrel demands his daily offering
I really need to lock my phone when I’m stoned. I got a package from Amazon that I don’t remember ordering…and it’s just two bags of sour candy and a box of grape flavoured Big League Chew
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I really need to lock my phone when I’m stoned. I got a package from Amazon that I don’t remember ordering…and it’s just two bags of sour candy and a box of grape flavoured Big League Chew
It’s so slow at work that I fell asleep from not getting any emails or Teams messages. I woke up after hearing my door opening and closing, and then suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere and he’s giving me attitude??????? Why are you looking at me like that
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s so slow at work that I fell asleep from not getting any emails or Teams messages. I woke up after hearing my door opening and closing, and then suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere and he’s giving me attitude??????? Why are you looking at me like that
My snow pupper hopes everyone had a good day today, and if not he’s sending all the positive energy your way so that tomorrow will be better 🐺
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My snow pupper hopes everyone had a good day today, and if not he’s sending all the positive energy your way so that tomorrow will be better 🐺
Me: Get your fuzzy ass inside now, you’ve been out all morning. It’s like -10 degrees
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me: Get your fuzzy ass inside now, you’ve been out all morning. It’s like -10 degrees
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
Behold: My living breathing stuffed animal (So basically a normal animal but like…also an irl stuffed animal)
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Behold: My living breathing stuffed animal (So basically a normal animal but like…also an irl stuffed animal)
Idk why but dogs look so fucking funny when they shift just enough to see the whites in their eyes. It makes Milo look even more like a stuffed animal
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Idk why but dogs look so fucking funny when they shift just enough to see the whites in their eyes. It makes Milo look even more like a stuffed animal
Sometimes I’ll stand directly behind my dog and call his name just so he can do that dog thing where he flips his head upside down to look at me instead of being normal and just turning around to face me 😭
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sometimes I’ll stand directly behind my dog and call his name just so he can do that dog thing where he flips his head upside down to look at me instead of being normal and just turning around to face me 😭
Why yes, I do possess a sweater with my dog’s face on it
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Why yes, I do possess a sweater with my dog’s face on it
It is colder than a snowman’s asshole right now what the fuck
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It is colder than a snowman’s asshole right now what the fuck
The Prince of Cheese has arrived for his daily offering
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Prince of Cheese has arrived for his daily offering
We always shovel part of the backyard walkway so Milo has a place to lounge around. You’d think that after 9 years of living with a husky, I’d know better…but nope, once again he has proven that I am Boo Boo The Fool
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We always shovel part of the backyard walkway so Milo has a place to lounge around. You’d think that after 9 years of living with a husky, I’d know better…but nope, once again he has proven that I am Boo Boo The Fool
The cheese mongrel has returned
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The cheese mongrel has returned
Happy weekend y’all, time to kick back and start season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones with my smooth brained son
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy weekend y’all, time to kick back and start season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones with my smooth brained son