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Hired a new dishwasher. He has great attention to detail
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Hired a new dishwasher. He has great attention to detail
When you try to open your snack’s plastic packaging as discreetly and quietly as you can but your dog has big dumb supersonic Dorito ears that can pick up literally anything
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
When you try to open your snack’s plastic packaging as discreetly and quietly as you can but your dog has big dumb supersonic Dorito ears that can pick up literally anything
Kinda ticked off because my house wolf and his big ass head finished watching the new Fallout episode with my mom earlier today and they both enjoyed it. Why do I have to be employed…I just want to rot in bed and watch TV all day
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Kinda ticked off because my house wolf and his big ass head finished watching the new Fallout episode with my mom earlier today and they both enjoyed it. Why do I have to be employed…I just want to rot in bed and watch TV all day
Who ordered the double toasted loaf
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Who ordered the double toasted loaf
Trying to make tacos for dinner but someone is constantly getting in my way
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Trying to make tacos for dinner but someone is constantly getting in my way
I think he’s having an existential crisis in the kitchen
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I think he’s having an existential crisis in the kitchen
Breaking news: Snow dog loves the snow
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Breaking news: Snow dog loves the snow
Watching the new Fallout and Milo is angry because the Legion is mean to Lucy
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Watching the new Fallout and Milo is angry because the Legion is mean to Lucy
I’ve been wearing a lot of green lately. Sweats, shirts, jackets, pants, hats…I’m all about the green. My green era has finally arrived. 2026 will be the year of the green 🐉
December 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ve been wearing a lot of green lately. Sweats, shirts, jackets, pants, hats…I’m all about the green. My green era has finally arrived. 2026 will be the year of the green 🐉
My dog’s face when I told him he can’t have Nutella. This shit will kill you, idiot…I’m doing you a favour
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My dog’s face when I told him he can’t have Nutella. This shit will kill you, idiot…I’m doing you a favour
“Excuse me human I noticed you’re eating dried mangoes by yourself and I just want you to know that I can keep you company with the very affordable price of one (1) slice of mango”
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“Excuse me human I noticed you’re eating dried mangoes by yourself and I just want you to know that I can keep you company with the very affordable price of one (1) slice of mango”
It’s so annoying how photogenic he is
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s so annoying how photogenic he is
I’ve been out socializing all day and I’m dead tired, but when I picked Milo up from daycare the staff said that he was very sweet and gave everyone - including other dogs - kisses 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’ve been out socializing all day and I’m dead tired, but when I picked Milo up from daycare the staff said that he was very sweet and gave everyone - including other dogs - kisses 🥰
Dogs typically like to stick their heads out of the window when they’re in a car. My dog likes to shove his head into tiny crevasses and look dumber than he usually does
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Dogs typically like to stick their heads out of the window when they’re in a car. My dog likes to shove his head into tiny crevasses and look dumber than he usually does
Why do you look like that
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why do you look like that
Captain Floof reporting for duty
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Captain Floof reporting for duty
He thinks he’s one of the presents
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
He thinks he’s one of the presents
Milo hardly ever pays attention when I have the TV on but he seems very invested in Unlimited Love. The power of Engfa Waraha and Charlotte Austin…#englot
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Milo hardly ever pays attention when I have the TV on but he seems very invested in Unlimited Love. The power of Engfa Waraha and Charlotte Austin…#englot
You can almost hear the dial up modem noise playing in his head
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You can almost hear the dial up modem noise playing in his head
I’m trying to watch the new Knives Out movie but the cheese mongrel demands his daily offering
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m trying to watch the new Knives Out movie but the cheese mongrel demands his daily offering
I really need to lock my phone when I’m stoned. I got a package from Amazon that I don’t remember ordering…and it’s just two bags of sour candy and a box of grape flavoured Big League Chew
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I really need to lock my phone when I’m stoned. I got a package from Amazon that I don’t remember ordering…and it’s just two bags of sour candy and a box of grape flavoured Big League Chew
It’s so slow at work that I fell asleep from not getting any emails or Teams messages. I woke up after hearing my door opening and closing, and then suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere and he’s giving me attitude??????? Why are you looking at me like that
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s so slow at work that I fell asleep from not getting any emails or Teams messages. I woke up after hearing my door opening and closing, and then suddenly this guy appears out of nowhere and he’s giving me attitude??????? Why are you looking at me like that
My snow pupper hopes everyone had a good day today, and if not he’s sending all the positive energy your way so that tomorrow will be better 🐺
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My snow pupper hopes everyone had a good day today, and if not he’s sending all the positive energy your way so that tomorrow will be better 🐺
Me: Get your fuzzy ass inside now, you’ve been out all morning. It’s like -10 degrees
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me: Get your fuzzy ass inside now, you’ve been out all morning. It’s like -10 degrees
My dog: Absolutely fucking not
My dog: Absolutely fucking not