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deej
@deej92.bsky.social
· Dec 28
rubber duck: wholesome, sweet, beautiful, would never prank someone
rubber chicken: corrupt, disagreeable, ugly, a deviant,
rubber chicken: corrupt, disagreeable, ugly, a deviant,
idea: veneers, but for your nails
April 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
idea: veneers, but for your nails
wtf bhutan do?
NEWS | The only carbon-negative country in the world, and one that prioritizes Gross National Happiness (GNH)—holistic well-being—over Gross Domestic Product (GDP) as a measure of national progress, Bhutan and its 800,000 people are set to be placed under a total travel ban by Donald Trump.
March 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
wtf bhutan do?
pro tip, no matter what time of year it is, when you see a good greeting card, buy it. buy multiples. i have a drawer in my desk full of greeting cards for every occasion.
pretty sure i could smell the panic coming from the cluster of men huddled around the empty Hallmark card display in the grocery store at 5:30pm on Valentine's Day
February 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
pro tip, no matter what time of year it is, when you see a good greeting card, buy it. buy multiples. i have a drawer in my desk full of greeting cards for every occasion.
the super bowl being on Tubi feels like a “we used to be a proper country” moment
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the super bowl being on Tubi feels like a “we used to be a proper country” moment
my gf pronounced mysql like borat says “my wife” and my life has been changed forever
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
my gf pronounced mysql like borat says “my wife” and my life has been changed forever
in a meeting where everyone is sweating about something that is not my problem so I’m playing an extremely sweaty round of balatro and taking notes to make sure i beat the final boss blind where my jokers are flipped and shuffled (i won)
January 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
in a meeting where everyone is sweating about something that is not my problem so I’m playing an extremely sweaty round of balatro and taking notes to make sure i beat the final boss blind where my jokers are flipped and shuffled (i won)
hey look that’s my leg
January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
hey look that’s my leg
“Ed Zitron” is a name that JK Rowling would make up for a tech journalist
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Ed Zitron” is a name that JK Rowling would make up for a tech journalist
rewatching conclave, what a great film
contains conclave spoilers
contains conclave spoilers
January 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
rewatching conclave, what a great film
contains conclave spoilers
contains conclave spoilers
basketball would be more exciting if the 3 was worth 10 points
January 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
basketball would be more exciting if the 3 was worth 10 points
this is where I post from btw
January 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
this is where I post from btw
does anyone wanna give me $2000
January 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
does anyone wanna give me $2000
nosferatu up until thomas leaves the castle was a perfect movie
January 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
nosferatu up until thomas leaves the castle was a perfect movie
going to read all of these and get my life in order. 2025 is gonna be my year.
December 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
going to read all of these and get my life in order. 2025 is gonna be my year.
rubber duck: wholesome, sweet, beautiful, would never prank someone
rubber chicken: corrupt, disagreeable, ugly, a deviant,
rubber chicken: corrupt, disagreeable, ugly, a deviant,
December 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
rubber duck: wholesome, sweet, beautiful, would never prank someone
rubber chicken: corrupt, disagreeable, ugly, a deviant,
rubber chicken: corrupt, disagreeable, ugly, a deviant,
every time a character in nosferatu wore a top hat it completely ruined my immersion. “alright guys, let’s go kill this literal demon. don’t forget to put on your top hat first!”
December 27, 2024 at 6:02 AM
every time a character in nosferatu wore a top hat it completely ruined my immersion. “alright guys, let’s go kill this literal demon. don’t forget to put on your top hat first!”
hot frosty was a much better movie than I thought it would be. besides being a competent rom-com that it much closer in quality to a movie like Elf than it is to your average Hallmark or Lifetime movie, it’s also a movie about the evil of blind adherence to the letter of the law.
December 26, 2024 at 5:37 AM
hot frosty was a much better movie than I thought it would be. besides being a competent rom-com that it much closer in quality to a movie like Elf than it is to your average Hallmark or Lifetime movie, it’s also a movie about the evil of blind adherence to the letter of the law.
with my gf’s family, forcing them to watch this
after six months on the secret base patreon, we're finally gonna drop this for free on youtube tomorrow
December 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
with my gf’s family, forcing them to watch this
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in the gridiron. straight up "storting it" and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say
December 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
in the gridiron. straight up "storting it" and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say
just found out that big justice is the son and not the father in the costco guys. totally beside myself.
December 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
just found out that big justice is the son and not the father in the costco guys. totally beside myself.
Boycott Divest Sanction Masochism
December 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Boycott Divest Sanction Masochism