Call Me DJ
@deejmco.bsky.social
Armchair activist. Ruthless fashion adjudicator. Broadway ne'er do well. Scuba, Theme Parks, Thirst trap lover and "Heartstopper" stan. 🏳️🌈
Please stop using “that” in every sentence. Please, for the love of god. If you remove “that” from your sentences you’ll find your communication so much better. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Please stop using “that” in every sentence. Please, for the love of god. If you remove “that” from your sentences you’ll find your communication so much better. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Forget the East Wing. The walls of the residence must me stained red from all the ketchup thrown tonight. How dare SCOTUS defy him!
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Forget the East Wing. The walls of the residence must me stained red from all the ketchup thrown tonight. How dare SCOTUS defy him!
The sudden resurgence of the Greenland discussion sounds to me like a plan to split Europe’s attention away from Ukraine. Am I wrong?
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The sudden resurgence of the Greenland discussion sounds to me like a plan to split Europe’s attention away from Ukraine. Am I wrong?
Send this entire administration to El Salvador.
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Send this entire administration to El Salvador.
My stepfather (about my mother and him): “We used to fight. Then we got old and just stopped talking to each other.”
I had no idea what to say.
I had no idea what to say.
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My stepfather (about my mother and him): “We used to fight. Then we got old and just stopped talking to each other.”
I had no idea what to say.
I had no idea what to say.
Saying anyone seen in a picture with Epstein is a pedo is like saying anyone friends with or around the orange menace is a criminal. Oh, wait…
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Saying anyone seen in a picture with Epstein is a pedo is like saying anyone friends with or around the orange menace is a criminal. Oh, wait…
We really need 3I/Atlas to be aliens. Something has to stop this madness. Even if they’re here to destroy us, they’ll just be speeding it up. We started it long ago.
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We really need 3I/Atlas to be aliens. Something has to stop this madness. Even if they’re here to destroy us, they’ll just be speeding it up. We started it long ago.
Can he not lie constantly? He’s worse than a used car salesman. Does he believe these lies? How can people swallow this litany of improbability? We’re in the upside down tonight. You can bank everything he said is the opposite in reality.
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Can he not lie constantly? He’s worse than a used car salesman. Does he believe these lies? How can people swallow this litany of improbability? We’re in the upside down tonight. You can bank everything he said is the opposite in reality.
How many contractors do you think he’s gonna stiff on the project, then keep the money?
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How many contractors do you think he’s gonna stiff on the project, then keep the money?
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The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
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The Post, the Globe, the Inquirer, AJC all have protests leading their homepage rn. The Times has nothing. Meanwhile TV showing enormous crowds in Times Square—you know, the square named for the New York Times!!!
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Post, the Globe, the Inquirer, AJC all have protests leading their homepage rn. The Times has nothing. Meanwhile TV showing enormous crowds in Times Square—you know, the square named for the New York Times!!!
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Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Beyond the costumes at No Kings, Democratic leadership may want to check the signs to understand the vibe of their base right now (hint: it’s not health care)
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No Kings "The Brooklyns" location, Twin Cities. THIS GUY who had to have been in his nineties, navigating the packed pedestrian bridge with his walker!!!
(Photo and posting with his permission.)
(Photo and posting with his permission.)
October 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
No Kings "The Brooklyns" location, Twin Cities. THIS GUY who had to have been in his nineties, navigating the packed pedestrian bridge with his walker!!!
(Photo and posting with his permission.)
(Photo and posting with his permission.)
Y’all forget: we’ve been saying “the cruelty is the point” from the beginning. And y’all acting like you’re shocked they’d take away health care, weaponize ICE, the DOJ, and the FBI to take away our freedoms?🙄 I guess later is better than never, but we may not make it back from this for generations
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Y’all forget: we’ve been saying “the cruelty is the point” from the beginning. And y’all acting like you’re shocked they’d take away health care, weaponize ICE, the DOJ, and the FBI to take away our freedoms?🙄 I guess later is better than never, but we may not make it back from this for generations
This 👇🏻👇🏻
October 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This 👇🏻👇🏻
What do you call a modern gay astronaut?
Sissy SpaceX.
Sissy SpaceX.
October 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What do you call a modern gay astronaut?
Sissy SpaceX.
Sissy SpaceX.
The man is unhinged and dangerous
September 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The man is unhinged and dangerous
Arrest ICE. Every single one.
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Arrest ICE. Every single one.
Susan Collins is at it again. Suddenly concerned about that big ugly bill. Why is she still in congress??!!? Maine people must be really not smart.
September 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Susan Collins is at it again. Suddenly concerned about that big ugly bill. Why is she still in congress??!!? Maine people must be really not smart.
Release the Epstein files!!!
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Release the Epstein files!!!
Didn’t Jesus say “He who lives by the sword dies by the sword?”
Seems appropriate these days.
Seems appropriate these days.
September 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Didn’t Jesus say “He who lives by the sword dies by the sword?”
Seems appropriate these days.
Seems appropriate these days.
Release the Epstein Files!! Say it louder so it doesn’t get lost in the performative meltdowns today.
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Release the Epstein Files!! Say it louder so it doesn’t get lost in the performative meltdowns today.
Thoughts and prayers.
That’s all I got.
That’s all I got.
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
That’s all I got.
That’s all I got.
I should have ordered the small. #sugarod #icecreamporn #foodporn #eyesbiggerthanmyappetite #forcedtoeatit
August 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I should have ordered the small. #sugarod #icecreamporn #foodporn #eyesbiggerthanmyappetite #forcedtoeatit
Whenever someone asks me what my problem is, I just responded with “I have a cat.“ That usually answers everything.
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Whenever someone asks me what my problem is, I just responded with “I have a cat.“ That usually answers everything.