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@deepguava.bsky.social
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Seeing a lot of stories about how easy it is to join ICE. Pic unrelated.
A shot from the reimagined Battlestar Galactica season 3 episode 1, “Occupation.” A wide shot of the graduation ceremony for the New Caprica Police force, with rows of human collaborators standing in front of an austere grey and blue stage with several Cylons waiting to shake their hands. I don’t wanna spoil a 20 year old episode of television but there’s a joke (it’s definitely a joke, please don’t knock on my door) based on what happens next in this scene.
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
The war in Vietnam is but a symptom of a far deeper malady within the American spirit, and if we ignore this sobering reality...and if we ignore this sobering reality, we will find ourselves organizing "clergy and laymen concerned" committees for the next generation. They will be concerned about Guatemala -- Guatemala and Peru. They will be concerned about Thailand and Cambodia. They will be concerned about Mozambique and South Africa. We will be marching for these and a dozen other names and attending rallies without end, unless there is a significant and profound change in American life and policy. And so, such thoughts take us beyond Vietnam, but not beyond our calling as sons of the living God. In 1957, a sensitive American official overseas said that it seemed to him that our nation was on the wrong side of a world revolution. During the past ten years, we have seen emerge a pattern of suppression which has now justified the presence of U.S. military advisors in Venezuela. This need to maintain social stability for our investments accounts for the counterrevolutionary action of American forces in Guatemala. It tells why American helicopters are being used against guerrillas in Cambodia and why American napalm and Green Beret forces have already been active against rebels in Peru.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
deepguava.bsky.social
As always,
The MEMRI TV meme of the Ayatollah smiling and saying “Death to America, of course.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
deepguava.bsky.social
Politically of course, this remains true:
A picture of Enver Hoxha standing at a podium with a red banner with the heads of Marx, Engels, Lenin and Stalin behind him. The caption is a quote of his: “This year will be harder than last year. On the other hand, it will be easier than next year.”
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Going to the internet store to pick up some internets, anyone need anything?
A building with totally covered windows and a lit neon “OPEN” sign that is apparently titled “Lewisville-Clemmons Internet.”
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
deepguava.bsky.social
The classic @dril tweet “(accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]”
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Babe I can’t believe you forgot all about our
Vertical sign at a gas station that says “20th Baja Versary” and a Mountain Dew bottle with an octopus arm (?) holding a sparkler (how is it lit underwater? Or is the octopus on land???)
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This is what we log on for.
YouTube thumbnail of a video titled “Join me and My 15 POUND RED CABBAGE” from the channel Gerald Stratford. The thumbnail is just an old man (presumably Gerald) holding a cleanly cut half of (presumably) his 15 POUND RED CABBAGE, while wearing a fuzzy hat and fuzzy coat that are colored white and purple in a pattern heavily reminiscent of a cleanly sliced red cabbage. The man (presumed to be Gerald) looks like he has never been happier in his life. Goals, honestly.
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Me when someone says there’s no good trilogies and forgets all the most obvious ones
Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef standing over Gian Maria Volonté in a desert clearing in For A Few Dollars More (1965, d. Sergio Leone), the second installment in the Dollars Trilogy.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We had a good few years hanging out, little lady. Gonna miss you for a while.
Cobie, the furry black cat of Bluesky, on my dashboard when I first picked her up from my friend’s house. Cobie at my old apartment, wide eyed and bushy tailed. Cobie perched on my shoulder, looking down and whispering “no.” My last picture of Cobie, curled up in my lap, her favorite place to be.
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Diane Keaton in Reds (1981, d. Warren Beatty) playing Louise Bryant, in a crowd of Russian workers listening to John Reed give a rousing speech that the American workers will support the Bolshevik revolutionaries rather than the bourgeois imperialist war effort.
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
deepguava.bsky.social
This is the future communists want.
The worm what drives the apple car.
October 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
deepguava.bsky.social
Not resharing Gavin Newsom’s shitty post but:
A Bluesky search for Gavin Newsom’s @governor.ca.gov account ever posting the word “hortman,” in reference to Melissa Hortman, the Democratic state representative from Minnesota who was murdered in her home along with her husband by a right wing assassin.
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The original skeet, with the image hidden by Bluesky’s “non-sexual nudity” filter.
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Everyone living their best lives
Two people quote tweeting a skeet of just a picture of the text “my problematic wife.” One of them says “he’s living my dream” and the other says “Damn someone wrote a book about me”. The posts are from @joellastname.bsky.social and @spiceweasel.bsky.social and neither has enough likes.
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Bluesky bot checker said I post at a “wide hour distribution” and I might be a bot. That’s ridiculous. Would a bot post THIS?
The “do you think a depressed person could make this?” meme from that show you like. You know the one, with the guy.
August 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Hannibal Buress looking high as fuck with the caption “Get yourself together man. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven room mates.... Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Burn down an Applebee's. Listen to Animal collective. Start some kinda salsa company.”
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Big Balls’ last sight before waking up in the hospital
Samurai from 13 Assassins (2010, d. Takashi Miike) unfurling a scroll with Japanese text on it, the subtitles translate the text as “TOTAL MASSACRE”
August 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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mfw someone asks me what social media sites I’m on
The weed scene in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story where Tim Meadows says “You don’t want no part of this shit.”
July 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The 90’s anti-piracy edgy font meme but it says “You Wouldn’t Walk Away From Omelas”
July 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
deepguava.bsky.social
me seeing a story about “Trump slams South Park”
Norm MacDonald on SNL’s Weekend Update, captioned “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
July 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
deepguava.bsky.social
You've inherited a movie theatre; what's your first double feature?

The Man With A Movie Camera (1927, d. Dziga Vertov) and Holy Motors (2012, d. Leos Carax)
Poster (in Russian) for The Man With A Movie Camera, it’s all kinds of weird Soviet constructivist art collage. Poster for Holy Motors, the title is neon green signage against a backdrop of the Eiffel Tower with a woman wearing a pink bodysuit in the foreground.
July 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
deepguava.bsky.social
tfw you forget who all’s using what pronouns in the chat
Donald Trump on Truth Social posting: What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?” They’re all
July 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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YouTube algorithm, show me the worst reccomendation possible.
A 7 minute YouTube video, the thumbnail is Harlan Ellison’s face in black and white smoking a pipe. The title is “Harlan Ellison’s Solution for Palestine and Israel” from an account named “Luficadius Ratspeed” whose profile picture is an upside down star with a cartoon facd with shoulder-length long hair and a goatee wearing a fedora and sunglasses. Everything about this screams that this is the person who will talk at the room for three hours at the party and never register that everyone he’s talking to is just floating in and out of consciousness because he’s taking up all the oxygen.
July 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Ned Beatty in Network (1976, d. Sidney Lumet) wearing a suit standing at the end of rows of green bankers lamps, preaching his corporate cosmology.
July 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM