Dee Phunk
@deephunk.bsky.social
NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com (2013-present), playlist savant, occasional music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, wine sipper, culture connoisseur, washed husband, dad of two, optimist, Libra.
Please, no AI generated nonsense. Just do the stats. I beg of you.
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Please, no AI generated nonsense. Just do the stats. I beg of you.
Mary, I'm losing it. How is this life right now?
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Mary, I'm losing it. How is this life right now?
I'll watch Beat Bobby Flay until the sun comes up but Food Network is definitely a shell of its former self now.
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I'll watch Beat Bobby Flay until the sun comes up but Food Network is definitely a shell of its former self now.
Sold it. Cheap. No tax.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sold it. Cheap. No tax.
I've never been to Minnesota and I had no idea what you're talking about so I Googled it and holy crap.
Klondike Kate Contest
www.wintercarnival.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I've never been to Minnesota and I had no idea what you're talking about so I Googled it and holy crap.
"What would you do for..."
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
"What would you do for..."
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
Ma'am, he said Kit Kat. Not Klondike.
(Sorry, it's gonna bother me.)
Mad ants as in a LOT of ants? Or are the ants mad?
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Mad ants as in a LOT of ants? Or are the ants mad?
Tim, my guy... just type it out here.
January 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Tim, my guy... just type it out here.